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Greetings, Sssnakelets, I'm Ophiomancer or Ophie, whichever MTG Content Creator/Streamer One half of Gloomlake Streams with @GuestStar on YouTube/Tiktok 18+ Life, Death, Rebirth, Golgari πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Just that title illustration alone demands a Bloodborne sequel.

Sure would be great to ever go to a convention where everyone is there to take part in the topic the convention is the basis for instead of being used as a platform to smear activist feces everywhere. Especially when no one at said conventions has a say in your place on the social totem pole.

Acquaintance Group: "Come on over, Ophie, we're sealed drafting Aetherdrift." Me:

Thinking about FFX Columbo

"We look brave." "Yes, but are we?"

One of my favorite card that I paint last year, pure Banger πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ #mtg #mtgalter Ref: Wolverine Handpainted on a foil Fury card

From the 8 Collector boxes of MTG Innistrad Remastered I cracked, here's the panoply of movie poster variants I pulled. Foils are tagged with gold-outlined silver circles. Luckily one is an Emrakul! 😁 #MTG #MTGINR #Innistrad #MTGInnistrad #InnistradRemastered #MagicTheGathering #NotSponsored

This alter was so insanely cool to paint πŸ”₯ Ref: Jujutsu Kaisen, Geto I mean look at this foil brain 🧠❀️ #mtgalter #mtg

Damn right

Showcase on this is cool. #MTGAetherdrift

Seems a little fucked to have a half naked chick on a cereal that's predominantly eaten by and marketed towards children.

Dear Customers, we don't give a babys fat dick about you and what you're doing after here. Sincerely, Retail workers everywhere.

How I'm rolling into Aetherdrift.

inspired by tru events (playing like 8 yawg v breach games (ZERO FUN DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO YAWG))

excited to announce my partnership with @coolstuffinc.bsky.social !! you can now use code NILE at checkout when purchasing your (hank hill voice)tcgs and tcg accessories thank you Cool Stuff Inc for partnering with me on this :)

I mean, ashamed I say if it's a matter of life and death where my opponent is the fucking government? Guess I'll resurrect my dead name and masc up. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ #FuckItYouWin #TooTiredToFight

Ulvenses? Avacyn? Snappy? Gavony? You reckon he remembers them?

Remember when the US overthrew the Hawaiian kingdom? No, of course not cause all you ever think about is yourself.

As of late? It'd be this one

Been getting back into comic books and drawing lately. Wanted to give a random shout out to Todd McFarlane, my comic book idol/hero. Thank you, Toddfather for the stories, the art and the toys over the years!

Be offended, I don't care! πŸ˜ƒ

Listen, if we're gonna do Universes Beyond sets...

Finally sitting down and sorting my bulk...Oyvey

And I'm so sorry

Happy Birthday, Nile! πŸ«ΆπŸ»πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆπŸ₯³

Season 3 Playmats looking great in person!!! Shout out to JankMats and my artist @scrapbrainzone.bsky.social for holding it down!!! You can purchase them here: www.jankmats.com/collections/...

What’s everyone’s favorite video game that came out this year? I know for me it’s a toss up between Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth and Marvel Rivals.

And it's off to play test some new EDH decks and level up at DnD/Magic day with friends πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

As an obvious she cashier that hears intentional "Thank you Sir" multiple times a day 8 hours a day... I feel your pain. 😞

I know I'm way behind everyone else in sharing this thought, however that had to be the dumbest most anticlimactic shit ever. I speak of course of #DiabloIV

Full tooth extraction done at 2:30( tooth hurty lmao) finally these piece of shit painful sorry excuses for teeth are gone hello new smile hello new found confidence πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή