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Cats, cows, lego. Work in a library. Sandy, Bedfordshire. https://instagram.com/orangeaurochs
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I had to Google otomatone and I'm still not sure what it is but still...

I'm sorry it's an insta link and they don't work all that well here, but it's the Thomas the Tank theme played on Otomatone, and you probably need it: www.instagram.com/reel/C_54rU_...

Xena Worrier Princess (as seen in @vizcomic.bsky.social) signed A4 print available to buy here⚔️ #Xena #LucyLawless #Fantasy #RetroTV #Etsy #Art www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...

My god this is annoyingly catchy.

And before we have “how come the BBC is playing it then?”, playing the lyric once at nearly 11pm in the context of a news discussion is different to playing it repeatedly during a Saturday night shiny floor family show. #Eurovision

Air is a French music duo from Versailles, consisting of Nicolas Godin and Jean-Benoît Dunckel. Their critically acclaimed debut album, Moon Safari, including the track "Sexy Boy", was an international success in 1998.

At 50 seconds in it actually starts to get going but only for 20 seconds so my advice would be to ditch everything apart from those 20 seconds. On a serious note, get the Pet Shop Boys to write something and tell them there's a knighthood in it if we place top 5.

Without going into details, the cat is quite literally fighting a medical condition, to the vet's astonishment.

Dammit how are we ever gonna conquer the moon if the ships we send keep defecting

Does anyone here have experience in Latin American history (especially 19th century) and could recommend some texts for a complete newbie to this area please? 🗃️

The Black Cat is further up the A1.

Train at sunset

Sweet baby Jesus: butt dust!

Went on a library visit to south London and drove the No. 1 bus to Bermondsey, including some proper London scenes.

When I first got into Gü puddings, I didn't fully understand the ramekinifications.

Issue 344 also contains the thing that real Viz fans love the most: a letter from me.

Regret to report that poetry has broken out in a Toyota dealership.

Rail open data is really detailed these days. Realtime Trains not only knows that the train was cancelled due to an ill passenger, but also knows what they were ill with.

I know it sounds like the ultimate editor-nerd-Stephi thing to have a favorite typo, but...

A notebook just for me

Also, Starlight Express is madness.

Totally normal cow in the countryside

JD Vance sounds like a poor B&M rip off.

Today’s Facebook engagement farming: Thank God that he’s let you live.

george michael after a disappointing holiday: i'm never going to france again

FUCK

there’s a new website for Iain Banks, which contains on the FAQ page this vital nugget of information iainbanks.co.uk

As the UK AI and Creative Industries consultation comes to an end, it’s worth pointing out that the concepts of “AI” and “Creativity” are *both* 75 years old this year.

STOP ADDING CHILLI TO THINGS

The trouble is, once I started imagining they were taking selfies I couldn’t unsee it

Important update for anyone who read and enjoyed Alexander and Gráinne's Blind Date review yesterday. Spoiler: rescue greyhound's name revealed! theguyliner.com/impeccable/g...

Death to all motorway services that are not right next to the road.

What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? Ian.

Using some taxi duty time listening to EMF's first album. #timewellspent

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Went to look at yellow crocuses coming up in the garden and spotted first bumblebee of the year aiming for a snowdrop. Could only get awful picture but she then came to say hello before heading off to a purple crocus. @bumblebeetrust.bsky.social #bedfordshire