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Next time some smug lib tells you white people don’t have culture, go ahead and show them this heat

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A shudder running through his entire body as Proust recalls, at the merest touch of one to his tongue, the only other time he ate a big soggy madeleine that had fallen between his legs into the toilet.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's funny that the New York Times brass used to high horse everyone on "clickbait." This story is just laundering the evidence-free accusations of credibility-free right wing nutjobs into respectability. Adult supervision is desperately needed at this paper. defector.com/the-new-york...

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

RIP JDB youtu.be/FOPKtUnixGE

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

genuinely bummed by this news. joe don had the juice for days

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico

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Happy 69th, Mr. S

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

3-0 in championship games. The Mexico City Aztecs are back to back champions of the Simulation Football League!

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🤠 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 👇 🚽 🚽 👇 🚽 🚽 　 　 🚽 🚽 　 👢 👢 howdy, i'm the toilet sheriff

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

goddamn this is good, I can hear this image

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

When you’re right you’re right

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...

submitted 8 days ago • 85 comments

look what these WOKE LIBERAL URBANISTS are doing to our beautiful ROADS, our CARS, and our TRAFFIC. they call this "TRAFFIC CALMING" for their FIFTEEN MINUTE CITIES, but i call this a TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE. #traffic #cars #urbanism

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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

submitted 11 days ago • 580 comments

Mike D: Prospect Park down to Park Slope, it’s time to listen to All 3 Beastie Boys:

submitted 10 days ago • 52 comments

slow motion has never looked cooler

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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

submitted 11 days ago • 144 comments

holy fuck it worked

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I directed an action movie called Sniper: The Last Stand. It’s streaming on @netflix.com starting TODAY. Check it out and let me know what you think!

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

"Self Defense Slur" is the most Israeli invention to not actually come out of Israel lol

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

Shrinking Website Run By Nazi Psychopath Wants to Improve Its Image www.splinter.com/shrinking-we...

submitted 13 days ago • 24 comments

I'd say the obvious question is whether Biden, Harris, et al. regret being unflinchingly supportive of Israel and hostile toward voters whose primary concern was Gaza - but that's just me. I didn't hit myself in the head with a hammer 10 times before writing a piece for a neocon website.

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

#Sinners

submitted 14 days ago • 31 comments

This story explains a LOT of things: ChatGPT appears to be rooting on sociopathic mental illness by validating every delusion of grandeur. It also explains, in part, the hype cycle around AI: rich people, addicted to praise, invented a Compliment Machine. www.garbageday.email/p/this-is-wh...

submitted 13 days ago • 140 comments

i know i personally am excited to see white celebs dressing up in fashion styles that reference the formation of black identity in the african diaspora

submitted 14 days ago • 22 comments

Son: dad, what happens after we die Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles

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any excuse to repost the greatest Tetris story ever, when a reporter went to cover early e-gaming championships and discovered that his wife was unknowingly *the world's greatest Tetris player* by a huge margin archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

submitted 15 days ago • 122 comments

Hire me @redbull.com

submitted 25 days ago • 51 comments

Never mind, I'm sold on AI now. Let it run Social Security. Hell, let it run nuclear weapons.

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

I probably would have used a nine iron there myself

submitted 16 days ago • 49 comments

what in gods name is going on between the coasts. what is wrong with these sick people

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