orbdad.bsky.social
bright as hell out here
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Broke my foot skipping, but on the first skip. Came down half on, half off the sidewalk, foot turned around and crack! That was that.
Broke my finger diving for a Nintendo 64 controller so my brother couldn't play it. Slid past controller into ottoman.
Cried so hard I passed out as a baby.
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"i want to have my wedding at the racism factory. because of the rich history" you sound insane
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Happy anniversary! This marriage shit rules, highly recommend
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im about to make so much fuckin money and i refuse to understand this through any other angle, lense or context
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if you have an issue with ms rachel you have an issue with me, square up bitch
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ms rachel is the motherfucking mvp
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'What's your dad like? I wanna meet that dad!' from the first episode of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job had me doubled over in pain, in tears, trying my god damndest not to barf
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STAR WARS IS ABOUT A WOOKIE, HES A BIG SPACE DOG WHO FLIES ON A SHIP WITH HIS FRIEND
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the democrats absolutely cannot stand the idea of winning an election, can they
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thursday morning, conversating with my orbs
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that little detail of dual citizenship adds a lot of spice here, leaning towards 👍
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ghoulish opportunist, begone