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orchardshark.bsky.social
Lavender-scented Leopard-Shark • He/They • Bi but bi-myself • 🔞 • Bay Area
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Working remote has me feeling like an feral cat that got “adopted” and stuck in front of an iPad instead of getting actual toys

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Yipee? Keep your piss away from me

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「 FOUND FAMILY 」 🌠🌈

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

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Striving to bring these vibes everywhere I go

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he is sitting and pondering

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‧⋆˙⟡ ₊ ⭑

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eat your fiber, kupo

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GET LOVED! (threat) #TinynReese

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🏳️‍🌈?

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My culture is not your catchphrase

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i need to march around a large body of water and watch a sunset asap before i FREAK

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wyrm, aurora-keeper — this print was sponsored by the members of my monthly print club ⭐️ for december 2024, they picked “aurora borealis dragon”, an idea I had kicking around since getting to see the aurora in my back yard late last year. 🐉 patreon.com/ratwednesday #art #dragon #dragonart

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New year but there’s still fish to catch 🎣🐟

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My first #fursuitfriday! Shoutout @gaybloobirdy.bird.gay for the excellent photos and all the other homies that made this FC memorable🫶

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either way i just enjoy the attention! 🥰 --- #art #furry #furryart

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Shoutout the volleyball dad on a 9am zoom call spinning his laptop around to show his team all the furries walking by

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Who’s drinking the post party cocktail combo soup?

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Happy FC Saturday to all those who celebrate!! May the volleyball kids be merciful and their parents confused (and maybe a little aroused?)

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Soda Cats

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Going to #FC2025? Come to our show Friday 8:30pm on Main Stage! You won't wanna miss this! #furry #music #band #concert #poster

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Making sure I got plenty of bread before the dealers den beats my wallet’s ass

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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant

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This is how I found out Jimmy Carter died and I laughed really hard at it

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tiger and his koi fish friend from huevember (2023)

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Just passed the week mark of not being horny or swearing and I’m ahead pent up to the point of a gay Irish sailor in the 1700s

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soft nuzzle

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Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛

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Holy shit pulling good cards is better than cocaine (I have never tried coke)

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Time to catch up with our puffin chicks! 🐣 Spud 🥔 and Yuzu 🍋, are growing unbeaklievably fast! Spud’s already showing off some serious feather fashion, and Yuzu is waddling into their best life. Drop some love for these pufftastic pals as they keep soar into their next chapter! 💛

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实验点想法

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Food idea: peanuts crushed and mixed into jerk marinade over chicken I call it Jorkin my Peanits (with cock)

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The doctors call it a concussion - I call it method acting an orange cat

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The CEO assassin getting caught bc of fast food employees is giving me the same vibes as the election This timeline blows

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🦋 #Arcane #Jayvik

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