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Lawyer. Gamer. Lawyer who represents game developers. Former musical theatre performer. He/him. Profile pic by @lartist. Black Lives still Matter. Fight fascists. Protect trans kids.
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just paid my second quarter taxes and .... it feels fucking terrible.

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

really good news, I was very worried he was going to manage another attack before they got him

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

When you fire all the dei from a group, you lose everyone who's performed in a showchoir and can keep basic time

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Happy Father's Day to my favorite patriarch of a gay found family who manages to be both a stuffy British librarian and a stone-cold killer.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

This is an egregiously shameful tweet from a US senator

submitted 1 day ago • 3013 comments

The protests aren’t stopping anytime soon in AZ. Thousands of protesters in Tempe right now for an anti-ICE protest.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

30-50 frazzled sweaters.

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It's like playing a Soulslike game, and this boss has a big, slow windup attack. You see it coming, you know you'll have to dodge, jump, or parry, but you don't know the timing so right now you're just watching and trying not to waste stamina. But your reflexes may not be what they used to be.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

When you hear the whining about "police injured on duty" in LA today: the people actually listening to the scanners said LASD fired rubber bullets at LAPD so LAPD tear-gassed LASD. The protestors are gonna get blamed for it, but it was entirely self-inflicted.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Adding: Hoffman entered public service because he could not get health insurance for Holly, now in her 20s, who was born with a disability and is now an amputee. He’s a relentless advocate. This morning his wife threw herself on Holly and was shot in her stead. MN disability community in shock.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Breaking: Shots fired at No Kings protest in Salt Lake City. Live updates here.

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

This was the Morbius rerelease of military parades.

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When you fire all the dei from a group, you lose everyone who's performed in a showchoir and can keep basic time

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

submitted 2 days ago • 402 comments

So basically what you're saying is that the Army played a version of Fortunate Son and the audience played a version of 4′33″

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

The laugh I just laughed out loud...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Taken from user _greens_eggs_and_sam_ on reddit. The battle cry of the Nac Mac Feegle, from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series (first from Wee Free Men)

submitted 116 days ago • 6 comments

Removing pepperball residue from clothing and other items. This is based on my (unfortunately extensive) personal experience and experimentiation. Pepperballs contain powdered PAVA, an oily, synthetic capsaicin analog. The only reliable way to remove it is with a good surfactant soap and water. 1/

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

VERBATIM YOU SAY THIS VERBATIM

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Oh my God

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Why, back in my day, TROs weren't even immediately appealable!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

One of my favorite things I’ve ever written! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha... What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

submitted 3 days ago • 215 comments

Hmm, performance wise, I overlapped college with Meghan Markle, so she almost certainly saw me perform (and I can only assume she was so inspired by me that she decided to pursue acting as a career. You're welcome.) As a lawyer, I twice sat next to Sandra Day O'Connor at events.

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I have an Odysseus joke that's a real motherfucker, but it seems wrong to post it on Fathers Day weekend.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Excited to see that black people performing country music are only eligible for 3/5ths of a Grammy

submitted 3 days ago • 136 comments

Horrifying. Is it in the top 3 horrifying bits of news I've learned in the past hour? I honestly can't tell anymore.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“We’re slowly going underground, underground, underground,” the mother said. “You put one thing in place, and then you have to prepare for when that gets taken away."

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If you get a text from the ‘Arizona Ministry of Communications,’ ignore and delete it. And you can always report text scams to the FTC or my office at www.azag.gov. www.azfamily.com/2025/06/12/t...

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments