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Lawyer. Gamer. Lawyer who represents game developers. Former musical theatre performer. He/him. Profile pic by @lartist. Black Lives still Matter. Fight fascists. Protect trans kids.
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30-50 frazzled sweaters.

It's like playing a Soulslike game, and this boss has a big, slow windup attack. You see it coming, you know you'll have to dodge, jump, or parry, but you don't know the timing so right now you're just watching and trying not to waste stamina. But your reflexes may not be what they used to be.

When you hear the whining about "police injured on duty" in LA today: the people actually listening to the scanners said LASD fired rubber bullets at LAPD so LAPD tear-gassed LASD. The protestors are gonna get blamed for it, but it was entirely self-inflicted.

Adding: Hoffman entered public service because he could not get health insurance for Holly, now in her 20s, who was born with a disability and is now an amputee. He’s a relentless advocate. This morning his wife threw herself on Holly and was shot in her stead. MN disability community in shock.

Breaking: Shots fired at No Kings protest in Salt Lake City. Live updates here.

This was the Morbius rerelease of military parades.

When you fire all the dei from a group, you lose everyone who's performed in a showchoir and can keep basic time

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

So basically what you're saying is that the Army played a version of Fortunate Son and the audience played a version of 4′33″

The laugh I just laughed out loud...

Taken from user _greens_eggs_and_sam_ on reddit. The battle cry of the Nac Mac Feegle, from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series (first from Wee Free Men)

Removing pepperball residue from clothing and other items. This is based on my (unfortunately extensive) personal experience and experimentiation. Pepperballs contain powdered PAVA, an oily, synthetic capsaicin analog. The only reliable way to remove it is with a good surfactant soap and water. 1/

VERBATIM YOU SAY THIS VERBATIM

Oh my God

Why, back in my day, TROs weren't even immediately appealable!

One of my favorite things I’ve ever written! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha... What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Hmm, performance wise, I overlapped college with Meghan Markle, so she almost certainly saw me perform (and I can only assume she was so inspired by me that she decided to pursue acting as a career. You're welcome.) As a lawyer, I twice sat next to Sandra Day O'Connor at events.

I have an Odysseus joke that's a real motherfucker, but it seems wrong to post it on Fathers Day weekend.

Excited to see that black people performing country music are only eligible for 3/5ths of a Grammy

Horrifying. Is it in the top 3 horrifying bits of news I've learned in the past hour? I honestly can't tell anymore.

“We’re slowly going underground, underground, underground,” the mother said. “You put one thing in place, and then you have to prepare for when that gets taken away."

If you get a text from the ‘Arizona Ministry of Communications,’ ignore and delete it. And you can always report text scams to the FTC or my office at www.azag.gov. www.azfamily.com/2025/06/12/t...

I am in the gayest exam room ever right now, and I love it.

Need to speak to an immigration law expert ASAP. Contact via Signal: signal.me#eu/VssgH88q6...

I am beyond proud to announce a new SPACEBALLS movie written by @joshgad @BenjiSamit and ME, directed by Josh Greenbaum, is going into production. To work with @MelBrooks has been the honor of my life. MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU! #Spaceballs #MelBrooks #AmazonMGMStudios #onlyintheaters

I should log off now, this is the best news I'll receive all day

Just some regular fashion advice for going for a little walk in your city! Share this so others can improve their style :)

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

Do you identify with the successful mayor and business owner who saved his daughter's and her boyfriend's lives, dying peacefully surrounded by family, or with the fanatical cop who realized his entire life view was a lie and jumped off a bridge to die in despair? Tough question!

This is in the heart of tempe, a big blue city that's the home of ASU.