orcrist.bsky.social
Antiques dealer, stuff appraiser, mild hoarder. I like Jeopardy!, the Simpsons, video games, and Steely Dan. Crappy but dedicated runner. Migrating from the Bad Place.
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I don’t see you guys as 7th circle types (“those who have committed violence”). Come up and visit me in the 4th circle (“avarice”) just bring gifts and don’t take anything with you.
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Pretty great last … line? Paragraph? (Read this probably 40 years ago and I’m pretty sure I have it cold ottomh).
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This piece is called “LAPTI NEK”
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Hey it was 1986. That hat was issued to you in home room freshman year.
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The South Park guys bought and renovated this place, right? Sounds like a chaotic blast!
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Got some ET looking bread there. Ouch.
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Next viral internet topic - 100 men Vs. 1 Wooly Mammoth. 🦣
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He’s a Minion!
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Without reading this my family has been misquoting this as “Lamb A La Strand” for 50+ years thank you SO much! Reading now!
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BANANA
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Yikes.
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Tacos Lengua!
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I’m 9 hours late but what was the verdict?
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AJV was filmed on site at Sing Sing Prison and the world premier was at Sing Sing for the inmates!
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And already on my trusty Kindle! Huzzah!
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I still don't get it🙃
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I was WAYYY too young when I read a MAD Magazine parody of this called “The Eyes of Lurid Mess” (April 1979). This went SO far over my head.
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Well how else was he gonna become The Batman?
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A great read and iirc the sequels get better and better.
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I must have this soap!
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“This is our premier steamer trunk…”.
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This sounds like someone’s secret sleeper agent awakening phrase.
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Ugh. Praying for a speedy sale and a quick move out. That dynamic is really hard after moving out into the world!
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Have your cabinets been re arranged yet because “it didn’t make sense to me”?
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The only one older than you … heh heh.
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Ummm. You do you my man!
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What are you planning on having done? I must have missed that part …
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Zissen Pesach!
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Georgeglassland is a very real and profitable place that has yuge unfair tarriffs.
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Masterful work!
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It’s astonishing how much Econ 101 they fail to grasp. Like … making aluminum. Do you have bauxite and a huge honking power supply nearby? No? Don’t make aluminum!
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That was a woodpecker.
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Mickeymancy of course.
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I feel like ya buried the lede here lol
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He looks great!
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All this office work AND I have to play high level chess, too? Pass.
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Gregor Samsa lives SO near you!
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Your cat is lovely!
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lol I swear I came here to type this. “Cheese marked safe from Fyre of London”
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Don’t accidentally drop Nbaro in there (I have no idea how you keep this all straight!).