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oreganojones.bsky.social
Non-lawyering lawyer, father, drinker, shitposter. I'm here for a short time, not a good time. Ha ha, this bio is terrible.
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The one drawback of balatro - and I’m not sure if this is something the developers could look into fixing - is that it looks like you’re playing online poker at your son’s swimming lesson

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

ASMR Medhi Hasan saying "Anthony Fauci Museum Exhibit" .

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

all the Ashley St Clair texts with Elon are like 1:15 PM Ashley: I need to see you. Please, Elon. 11:26 PM Elon: That would be epicsauce 11:27 PM Ashley: I will be wherever you tell me to be whenever you want me to be. 3:05 AM Elon: Lets name our next fuckbaby Rage Comics

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

Social Norm is one of my co-workers. Nice guy.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Every man should own a hammer drill.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You'd be absolutely livid if you survived the crash of Oceanic Flight 815 and you ended up as an extra.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I think I know which is the title and which is the author, but it says a lot about society that I can't be sure.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Twin girls named Chelsea and Arsenal.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody should make a movie.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

We have a bit of fun here. That tall guy is nicknamed Tiny. The quiet fella there is Rowdy. Big wheels behind you is Skinny Pete. Old mate with the red hair is Bluey. And the foreman? We call him Not-Responsible-For-A-String-of-Savage-Unsolved-Serial-Murders-In-The-Seventies Steve.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently there are several hundred people in California who don't approve of Donald Trump, if you can believe that.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. Trump is finished for sure now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

🗣️📣 ARE YOU In The Know? According to scientists, there are an infinite number of parallel universes, and in MANY of them, your child is not currently being a disobedient little shit. Wouldn't it be nice to live in one of THOSE dimensions? Better luck next time, pal. Now You Know 🗣️👍

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

(giving fatherly advice) Most names are pronounced how they're spelt. But beware the Irish.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

¿Why don't we do this in English as well?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

What? No! I don't! This is a sign of terrible things to come!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's so funny that there are earnest resistance-posters here. You could post your Trump-dunk on twitter and a weird autistic rich guy will immediately see it and show it to the president, but instead you do it here for an audience exclusively made up of people who already agree with you.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Blue Sky is a good name for this place.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

She is going to love this Valentine's Day PowerPoint.

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

Full-sized McDonald's restaurants should have anchorites.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Anti-lockdown nutter Monica Smit apparently pivoting to human rights crusader. In a good way, I guess. If she wants to bring down kettling, godspeed ma'am.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

That's a hell of a clawback. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Why are you talking about something called BookTok. You are an adult. Go and do some spreadsheets.

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submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Eat shit, people in Docklands, Auburn, Canberra, Crossroads, Adelaide, Moorabbin, Marsden Park and Epping. Because you won't be eating Organic Whole Medjool Dates! BOOM!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

15 weeks seems like a pretty long time. I can totally get around to remembering how to look after a newborn in that amount of time. I guess I should get something for it to sleep in though. And I think swaddling tech has improved over the last 5 years?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In any Australian suburb, parents have the following school choices: * Our Sacred Lady of the Ecclesiastical Sacraments of Jesus Christ College * D'urberville * Dogfucker Creek State School

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In the USA, healthcare is mainly funded by private insurers or a YouTuber named Mr Beast.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We encourage all of our guests to familiarise themselves.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments