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Non-lawyering lawyer, father, drinker, shitposter. I'm here for a short time, not a good time. Ha ha, this bio is terrible.
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🎵 cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon a spinning hills hoist and some bags full of goon 🎵

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

elon, wheeling a baby out on stage: i have invented the world’s first invincible baby [elon throws a heavy iron ball at the newborn, instantly killing it]

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."

submitted 31 days ago • 133 comments

Much like currency and gravity, international law only works if enough people believe in it. Unlike currency and gravity, almost no one believes in international law anymore.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

In terms of lore, Street Fighter II has much more going on than Control.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

In these troubled times, the world could really benefit from a modern-day Phoebe Cates.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

You'd be livid if you became untethered in time. Such an absolute pain in the ass.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Data centres are bad for the environment (during those periods where they are spending energy on stuff I disapprove of).

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Indominus Rex continues to stomp on government secrecy.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

think a hearse would be basically the ideal vehicle to have for a big ikea run

submitted 48 days ago • 6 comments

I don't even own AN otter.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Jurassic Park (1993) - ridiculous, was the owner of InGen just going to personally attend every tour? Also, classic Spielberg in the early scenes, making things seem ominous. I am the first person ever to notice that directors have a particular style.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I really like Give Your Heart a Break by Demi Lovato. Both because it's catchy, and because it's clever. "Don't wanna break your heart, wanna give your heart a break" Usually you can't reverse the words and change the meaning like that. I've been trying to think of alternative words.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

It's harmony day, so if you cunts could show a little bit of racial tolerance that'd be fucking great.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

This is such a ballsy way to begin a fundraising email. I wonder if other companies could do this. "400 killed and millions starving in Gaza. Do not stay quiet in the face of Genocide - two large Domino's pizzas delivered from $29.95. Conditions apply."

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Scared? You should be.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

If Google Calendar had been available in ancient Rome then Caesar could simply have made an all-day reminder labelled "Beware" on the Ides and then he would have remembered not to walk around without his anti-stab toga.

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

It’s such a relief this article is here to assuage this rampant uncertainty that’s been plaguing us.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Joke's on you, buddy. I also phoned the jerk store and they've actually got heaps of me in stock.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Prediction: the US election will happen as normal in four years time. And everyone on Bluesky currently claiming elections won't happen will just pivot to taking credit for making elections happen through constant Bluesky posting.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

almost thought the boat was taller than the cliff, phew

submitted 50 days ago • 8 comments

Dow Jones is one of my relatives. He's been a bit down lately.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

submitted 51 days ago • 47 comments