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"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
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Game is ancient. Dude attempts a two hand set shot three feet from the hoop, hasn't gotten an offensive rebound since the Pistons won the championship.
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I notice a strong absence of those guitars that are, like, double guitars.
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I wish you a safe and happy pregnancy, Josh.
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The worst thing that can happen to some quality local politicians is a national seat.
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Everyone has their own John Fetterman in some form.
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This is a binding contract, right?
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Police have a tendency to avoid the places they work since their minds are diseased against them. Eric Adams is a simple case of once a cop, forever a cop.
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It'd be such a "big, beautiful" irony for one of his "big, beautiful" dogs to consume his "big, beautiful" ass.
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I'm not sure I've wanted anything as much as this man wants to be spat on.
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The substance isn't news, the bloodthirsty delight and the phrase "graveyard dead"...also isn't news, it's just a reminder of why I feel the way I feel about cops.
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Can I play the piano anymore?
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I was pretty close to the stage of a THE GLASS MENAGERIE with him and Cherry Jones. My date was too dazzled to pay attention to the play until about scene four.
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(Subscribe to @hellgatenyc.com for the best view of the sear marks on Andrew Cuomo's far too public ass.) hellgatenyc.com/cuomo-takes-...
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And now my steak appears to be burnt.
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🎶 Gimme the keys you cocksucker 🎶
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For the sake of getting funds back to PBS, can we go pay per view? (Reposted on YouTube after two weeks.)
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In the immortal words of The Pharcyde, "Yay, bitch."
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You quote posted a much smarter and more interesting person than you to... what exactly? Demand edutainment?
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There has never been a meaningful distinction between supporting genocide and being genocidal.
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Wrists scraped a previously pristine set of handcuffs.
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The word "assault" is almost as devalued as "beautiful."
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What's your favorite Walter Scott novel? Mine is IVECOVID.
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It's simple: don't let cops commentate on cops. Ever.
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I feel like you're literally getting off on being incendiary here. I hope you read this comment and briefly dry up.
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I didn't know one of these could make me feel so...dirty.
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Are you trying to tell me that a Slizzard ISN'T a sexy lizard?
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Breyer: The president is not the commander in chief of the national guard. You're not arguing that, right? Congress with this statute is saying that this is the way he becomes the commander of the national guard..so if he did it that way, he did. But have to take it one step at a time.
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The payback's coming. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpMq...