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"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
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A landmark achievement in pointless attack and marginal distinguishment. The best I can say is that your efforts to feel smart do feel like effort.
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Still can't believe the flute sample comes from the son of the author of SHREK! and so many other great books.
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Glad you didn't bring a gun! youtu.be/Z47I4tQtQV4?...
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This looks like a depressing grown up Nickelodeon show from the early 90s.
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for the potentially uninitiated, here's Klein's extraordinary TWA New York poster
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Both banned in America for a time!
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And an eighth of people can't quite make up their minds with absolute evil right in front of their faces.
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Meat doesn't hook itself.
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Remember Kris Benson without remembering his wife challenge.
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The editorials he's done through dictation have been amazing.
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I mean, Bluesky is great, but I don't think John Lurie even made it here.
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(RIP Chocolate Thunder; hope someone else still rocks that jacket.)
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In a situation this clear, fighting is plainly the only choice. Anyone who tries to bargain with a bull has deep character flaws and an incredibly inflated ego (see Schumer, Charles) and deserves the goring that follows.
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MY SON REFUSES TO TAKE HIS LITHIUM DO THE RIGHT THING AND MAKE HIM COMPTROLLER
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Even taking this on its own terms, why would you elect someone who needs serious help mayor? Just get em the help!
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It's important that the city of New York is the last thing tourists see before they die.
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Michael Barbaro remains an inspiration to all who lack a perspective or soul.
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We've all been there, man.
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Change your name to Eat Shit.
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He was lucky Richard Roeper was temporarily working for an airline.
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And now, to clear my head, here's an extended version of a disco song about a buncha bees boning. youtu.be/-ycmFjq0tKY?...
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Not proud of this. Not entirely ashamed, but definitely not proud.
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Troy votes?
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Yeah, Vickie has at least a 40% chance of turning out like Kennedy.
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Even better question: how far could you hit a golf ball with a football?
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"May you live in interesting times" is already a Yiddish curse. "May you live in interesting times with Ross Douthat" is just a slightly more polite way of drawing a bath and handing you a razor.
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Motherfucker, 10% tariffs are still high, let alone what we're doing to China. Live in the present where your constituents live not in a future that may never come you fucking fossil.
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Cuomo is much, much worse than Eric Adams because he has broader desire for power than just a seat at Zero Bond and because he's competent at bullying others, which means his evil shit is far more effective than a two-bit crook like Adams. You really couldn't be much more wrong here.
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I mean, Macduff. Fuck.
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DUNCAN: C-section, motherfucker!
MACBETH: Oh, come on, that should totally /
/slain
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Did he bring blankets?
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Wow, you know the columnist is really on fire when she takes ELEVEN paragraphs to even touch her point.
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Not all people should procreate.
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I remember when Gothamist comments were funny and educated instead of being mean and reactionary. Times change.
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I hope you aren't going to overlook the weirdest video (for a song that was only a bonus BOOMERANG track, with Q-Tip wearing a weird gimp mask because he'd gotten horribly beaten up by....Wrexx-N-Effect?). www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SlP...
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When in doubt, drop a fucking Wikipedia link you didn't even bother to read and run!
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You wouldn't be as afraid. Thanks for helping this happen, bravely anonymous donor!
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Hicks McTaggert
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TCW is an extraordinarily gifted writer and thinker (in his own mind)