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A half-angel, half-tart. Philly exile in Raleigh, NC. Cephalopod enthusiast. Jewish mother. Supply chain manager. TikTok hater. TERF hater. Racist hater. Entirely intolerant of MAGA. Philly sports lover. Bites when provoked. @oroligtoctopus everywhere
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I'm trying really hard to keep this timeline a little more upbeat and a little less sweary than the other. This is probably why I don't post very often here. I need kitties. And pills.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I am *not* a conspiracy theorist, but both of them (Elmo and the Orange Bastard) are just psychopathic enough to do this.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking about home right now. Spent a reasonable amount of time in NE Philly as a kiddo. This is heart breaking on many levels.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I won't lay the blame entirely at the tiny feet of Orange Foolius. No. The blood of any casualties will not only be on the very small hands of the Dear Orange Leader but on the voters who put him in office. This will be the rule moving forward, too.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

So very sad. Fly with the eagles, kiddo. 6abc.com/post/man-lif...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Dilemma: In 2023, sprog and I went home to watch the Super Bowl. We all know how that turned out. In 2018, we stayed here. Sprog is begging to go home for this year, but I'm too superstitious to do that. Also, walking through PHL the day after LVII was unbearably sad.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Super Bowl bound!!!!! Go birds!!!!!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, if I were at the game, this would be the point where my stepfather would be dragging us to the car. Me: I don't want to leave yet! Him: Game's over. It's done. Let's beat traffic. Fly Eagles FLYYYYYYYYYY

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Look at Howie smile. Go. Birds.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Gutted. Thank you for your kindness and your service, Representative John. May your memory be a blessing, and your family soon find comfort. www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Our fuzzy, orange bastard KNOWS.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

A college kid, anywhere: Free Palestine! The ADL: Why, you antisemitic $%&@! How dare you!? Elmo: :throws an N@zi gesture: The ADL: Now, now, everyone calm down. We must extend grace. Greenblatt et cie are the worst. The lowest of the low. The slimiest of the slime. Nary a redeeming quality.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

submitted 41 days ago • 1139 comments

Oh, this is so sad. Representative John has served our district for the past nine years. He is a lovely man and a phenomenal public servant. Sending his family and him the warmest wishes and comfort at this time. www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

May Cecile Richards' memory be a blessing, and may her family, loved ones, and friends find comfort.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Actively avoiding anything to do with today. Against my will, I discovered that Princess Ivanka is doing her best to ruin Bottle Green. I think not. I'm NOT surrendering Bottle Green to anyone. I was here first. I'm louder and meaner, and I carry a stick.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, a Sex And The City Marathon on HBO. What an excellent way to avoid reality today.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling divisive and snarky this evening. Can't imagine why.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Fly Eagles Flyyyyyy!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone around Ashville who can help?

submitted 57 days ago • 8 comments

How did I not know about the Walmes Wirkin? Not remotely interested in it (I think Birkins are tragically ugly), but the name is faboosh.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

North Carolina Governor Josh Stein.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Happy New Year!

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I hate this. www.wral.com/story/unc-fo...

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

Driver of the year: Max Verstappen Breakthrough driver: Nico Hülkenberg Disappointment driver: Checo Best team: McLaren Breakthrough team: Haas Disappointment team: Aston Martin

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Good to hear Biden pardoned Hunter. Put this nonsense to rest once and for all.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

We are not doing this.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Eagles fans, however, will be laughing.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

It was never about eggs. It was never about the economy. It has always been about christofascism.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments