orynx.bsky.social
I'm a gentle oryx named Orynx. I love reading #LitigationDisasterTours
Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns.
They/Them
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"Respectfully, ladies and gentlemen, your honor.....
It seems I've been asked to not bring up..."
Bwahaha
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Seriously now?
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
Thanks for the morning giggle.
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Uh...wut?
*Scratches head*
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Hoof massage?
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I think it does. If pineapple is added, is a threat implied?
Damn, I don't think I have my rules anymore.
Are you going to make me dig through boxes? 🤣
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I haven't thought about Paranoia in years!! 🤣
Yeah, it'd probably work there
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That's a non zero possibility.
I could see a group getting together to battle out whether pineapple is allowed on pizza or not.
Whatcha think Mike?
Game worthy plot?
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That too
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Smart asses allowed.
Pineapple on pizza...
Invoking the Internet pizza/pineapple... That's a grrr
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Seconded
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Of course fruity drinks!!
*Looks around for the bar*
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Oh yay!!!
I'ma partial to veggies.
*Snickers in ungulate*
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*falls over after being unfroze*
Oomph!
Thanks Belinda! I was mid trot!!!
*Stands up, shakes fur vigorously*
*Gives gentle boop to Belinda*
*Starts eating*
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Ut oh....
@boebertgoat.bsky.social
Need to be un-froze..
Haaaaalllllppppp
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Let's go!
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Exactly...
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*giggles*
*Whispers to Raccoons*
Woody didn't catch the double switch.
Too many Raccoon paws to keep up.
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Oh @chrisraccoons.bsky.social
Time for the torpedo deflector
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IKR?!
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Hmmm....
Should we invite @woodyphi.bsky.social ?
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The bestest critters, with Raccoons that can acquire anything 🤭
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Ahhhh @chrisraccoons.bsky.social
@boebertgoat.bsky.social @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social
Woody has more noms.
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It's very spacious. Thanks for getting one where the ceilings are tall enough for my horns.
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Is that gloating while boating with Goat?
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I think we should, I mean...
Woody is over on his island. And we did take his din din..
Maybe we should throw a party over there?
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Tysvm Raccoons.
They never notice. 🤭
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Ok, no more nice oryx...
HAY!!!
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
@tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social
Woody won't share the yummy burrito!!
Raccoons, get the boat!
Poodle, get your rocket launcher and flame thrower!
#SharingIsCaring
#AnimalCaucus
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*trots next to Woody*
So, we running before din din....?
I can keep this up for miles.
*Snags burrito and canters off*
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I've missed seeing this...
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*stands next to Woody*
*Drools*
*Gives sad Orynx eyes*
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Exactly what I heard.
Vile
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🎶Attack of the killer tomatoes 🎶
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Go block em Poods. He's still here.
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The bestest memories.
🥰
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No bet.
It's a given.
If he brings back the draft he'll probably try to use voter rolls to draft first, then tax returns.
Fortunate Son indeed.
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Buying a commission?
Jfc
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Yeah, it's impossible to get them all.
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I pretty much block them all. The nuclear block is awesome here.
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Exactly
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Yeah, when they first started. Things like so many nps staff were quiet resistance, and they'd be able to do x,y,z. things that were not possible for nps. And it always seemed their screenshots were from news articles for different events. Not things directly related to parks.
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I blocked them a long time ago. The wish casting and other bs tipped me off. Even when they were pretending to really be nps staff,the facts they spouted didn't fit. Not surprised they're full grift bs now.
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Well, obviously!
And apples, carrots..
Do I have to share my broccoli?
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That's a come pet me look. 🥰
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Hehehe
There's the gorgeous girl!
And if course, one of the rascals.