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Just in case anyone needed an additional reason to canvass for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. www.zohranfornyc.com

this shit is all elaborate fan fiction, every actual thing that underpins American dominance in science and tech is having a fucking sledgehammer taken to it because the groyphers in charge think expertise is woke and gay, and more actual news outlets (so not TFP) should point that out.

There's some powerful metaphorical significance here too

Billy Long's sole qualification to run the IRS is that, in 2023–24, he ran a large-scale tax fraud operation. I am not making this up.

“I spent the fascist summer of 2025 complaining about the aesthetic shortcomings of middle aged women at protests on the internet instead of doing anything actually useful” is a choice one can make, but we also can choose to make fun of you for it until you die

I call this the 'fuck yeah/oh no' cycle

The Zionist idea that Jews are only safe in Israel is barking madness.

The Netanyahu government is entirely focused on the tactically realistic goal of destroying Israel's adversaries yet has no coherent strategic vision for what happens next after the Israeli military has shattered entire states and societies

Sure would be a great time to know how to fly line abreast! Oh wait, then we wouldn’t have any gLuBiNa!!!

Chat, is it good when your military in a liberal democracy is talking about Tiananmen Square

A question being asked by Ukrainians.

Execs from the company that helped foment a genocide are now taking their expertise to the US Army.

Everything Scott Bessent said today was wrong. Our GDP growth has slowed, job numbers are down, and the big beautiful bill will raise the deficit by trillions. We are worse off today than we were last year, and while Bessent says it’s a distraction, Americans don’t just see—they feel—the truth.

90s game ads in magazines will be like "you suck and also this game sucks and don't buy it" with a picture of a dude wiped out on a skateboard, and then the game is a cartoony 2d platformer

ngl I'd love to see more ICE agents running in fear. Crowds of people should always form to shame ICE agents, who are apparently now using "HSI" (Homeland Security Investigation) because "ICE" is so tainted. These bodysnatchers need to know they're not welcome.

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

I would say he follows her around like a puppy dog but so far he has survived.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

Just say it, bro. What the fuck are you protecting by not just telling us what he said?

Imagine graduating high school and knowing you won't ever have to deal with THAT asshole again...and then this happens.

They brought out the whitest latina they could find to do the “we need to protect our precious white woman from testosterone crazy minority men” routine for the lady declaring a war of occupation against California

Decision-makers in Iran are in a moment of crisis akin to Saddam’s invasion in 1980. The top military leadership has been targeted. Numerous civilian casualties. Most importantly, there are likely to be subsequent waves of strikes. 🧵