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90s game ads in magazines will be like "you suck and also this game sucks and don't buy it" with a picture of a dude wiped out on a skateboard, and then the game is a cartoony 2d platformer

submitted 118 days ago • 7 comments

ngl I'd love to see more ICE agents running in fear. Crowds of people should always form to shame ICE agents, who are apparently now using "HSI" (Homeland Security Investigation) because "ICE" is so tainted. These bodysnatchers need to know they're not welcome.

submitted 53 minutes ago • 2 comments

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

submitted 1 hour ago • 26 comments

I would say he follows her around like a puppy dog but so far he has survived.

submitted 1 hour ago • 142 comments

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

submitted 1 hour ago • 14 comments

Just say it, bro. What the fuck are you protecting by not just telling us what he said?

submitted 13 hours ago • 62 comments

Imagine graduating high school and knowing you won't ever have to deal with THAT asshole again...and then this happens.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

They brought out the whitest latina they could find to do the “we need to protect our precious white woman from testosterone crazy minority men” routine for the lady declaring a war of occupation against California

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

Decision-makers in Iran are in a moment of crisis akin to Saddam’s invasion in 1980. The top military leadership has been targeted. Numerous civilian casualties. Most importantly, there are likely to be subsequent waves of strikes. 🧵

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

We need *mass* mobilization in the U.S. right now, and I think that people who are somehow still focused on sneering at Perfidious Wine Mom Liberals are profoundly unserious

submitted 18 hours ago • 75 comments

you ever watch hamilton liberals go from idea to fully rally with media coverage, rented porta-potties and catered snacks in 48 hours while your communist group breaks up over whether "coalition" sounds too hierarchical? it's humbling.

submitted 2 hours ago • 11 comments

If the United States started bombing assumed cartel leadership in Mexican urban zones, the fact Mexico’s government has repeatedly collaborated in the murder of its own citizens would have zero weight in the present conversation of “Is it legal and moral for the US to preemptively bomb its neighbor”

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm back.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

As someone who initially had very little interest in Gundam, watching Gundam '79 has completely changed my view of Gundam. From something kinda dorky to a story that is *generationally* beautiful and meaningful. If you like anime and haven't seen the original Gundam, I *implore* you to fix that.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Accountability is for the Out group, not the In group.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Iranian F-14s are like police horses in that they probably just want to live out their lives on the farm (aviation museum in California) but are forced into working for the LAPD (IRIAF)

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Now that Spike NLOS teams are going around Iran with apparent impunity to hunt TELs, I’m going to append this to say that it’s literally impossible for Iran to get a credible first or second strike capability against Israel in the foreseeable future, and probably not within any of our lifetimes.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

are you tired of being nice. dont you want to go ape shitt.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

we never should hurt that gorilla

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

My most niche authoritarian opinion is that if we killed Pollard, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Lethal alpha males would march in a thunderstorm I'm just saying you woke cuck

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Yeah, I have very distinct memories of the era when “liberal” was synonymous with “terrorist-loving traitor f****t” Which makes me not particularly well-inclined towards people who use it as an insult

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Real ones don’t monitor pizza, they monitor Zyn availability at 7-11s across NOVA.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

If anyone attends an anti-Trump protest, they’ll see that it’s chock full of earnest liberal types, disproportionately older, including a lot of women. In reality, Liberal Wine Moms—often, Grandmoms—are the opposite of content, complacent, or lazy. They’re the vanguard.

submitted 16 hours ago • 22 comments