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my job is like 75% donation processing and folks: this is so goddamn impressive. huge kudos to @newap-georgia.bsky.social and the #charitibundibowl crew. donate if you can, go blue sharks

There's a reason ICE agents wear masks in the street. From Kristi Noem's war-crime propaganda to the airport officers harassing innocent tourists, the MAGA deportation regime is not just immoral but increasingly criminal Someday, there must be justice. My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm...

if those are the terms, i ain’t saying shit

the ~half hour between “dayquil wearing off” and “time to take more dayquil” is the fucking worst

there’s a guy on there who has decided that I personally caused all of his problems on account of my being a dastardly Jew, and he won’t stop posting pictures of me from my friend’s wedding, my 9th birthday party, etc

TIKTOKER WHO MAKES 35k A YEAR OFF RAGEBAIT: We’re the sluts of BYU… and we only? Do anal. GUY WHOSE MOST FREQUENT PORNHUB SEARCH IS ‘ORPHAN’: These are the people they want you to feel bad for the tariffs hurting.

a wonderful aspect of having run a corporate social media account 15 years ago, before screen recording was cheap and easy, is that several still-circulating memes come from me filming a TV screen with my phone. right here you are looking at my parents' old living room television in New Jersey

Just between you and me I'm getting sick of being ruled by the shittiest, meanest, wrongest, stupidest, evilest people alive

it's been forever borked thank you

i think it’s more of a Foundation Clone Emperors situation

i have a choir concert today : )

"she's not gonna fuck you bro" she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough

me and the baddie i pulled by being dumb as a bag of rocks

Samantha from Sex and the City seducing Hitler

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

elon musk did a whole-ass felony in public just to take a huge public and personal L haha eat shit bozo

great job wisconsin

adios

i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh