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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

I'm sure he's wearing blackout shades for normal reasons.

is that good

Note that Bannon and Musk represent opposite sides of the US far right (Traditionalist populism vs technocracy). The fascist salutes aren't coming one faction of the "Conservative" movement, this is now a powerful cross section of its leadership.

at the rate american doomerism is creeping upwards, this might be a moot point in 8 years

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

this is fucking insane

The White House says it will bar the Associated Press from the Oval Office and Air Force One indefinitely due to the news outlet's use of Gulf of Mexico

i want to meet the person who bought an entire phone just because it had tik tok on it

thanks for the heads up, man!

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

hitting `yay` in the terminal and hoping it'll be alright

The passive authoritarian tense

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

This result is good for the sport

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

like what is anyone supposed to do with this when you open any app and see this shit immediately

Severance is on its way to being the best television show of all time

This is so funny god damn. After all the attempts to tear down DeepSeek's training costs it might turn out that anyone can do it on the cheap. Amazing!

Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.

Not capable of using version control but sure let's push straight to production on government systems

in less than eight years the NCAA went from banning North Carolina from hosting championships due to its bathroom bill to... this.

Looks like we can now also use the Waffle House Index to monitor bird flu. A little twist on using them to assess the severity of disaster impacts!

every time i read about musk and his young turd engineers i think of chang taking over greendale www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

we won everybody, racism has been canceled ✊🏾

Oh hey Mr. Canary, you takin' a little canary nap? You deserve it, workin' so hard down here in the dark.

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Professor of evilology here. Evil people often lie to obscure their true motives. 🧵

he announced they're finally doing it for real

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next