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If your response when I tell you I'm making curry this weekend i, "I have a wife", you can get fucked, generally speaking

I wanna make a million podcasts, or a few hundred. Whichever one ay

" You don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day "

Dean Town by Vulfpeck starts with the same note as Talkin Shit by Darion Malakian. Excellent knowledge for your playlists

Did I just miss the part of history where everyone talks about/makes fun of Elon Musk's plastic surgery or did people just not notice? Am I wrong?

Don't forget to remind your employer about the things they can't change that are bullshit, even if it makes them feel bad. They can change it, they just haven't ever tried and prefer an easy job.

Lyrics from a great song

Can't sleep send sheep

McDonalds is a stupid ass name for a place where they charge you 3000% cost for near poison, but I'm just some guy

Not fun at parties but still cool shit this isn't where I parked my bio

@somemorenews.bsky.social @wamno.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social MAKING MACARONI BEAN SALADS. WHAT ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS CORN CREAM

what if maybe I don't want to work for a billionaire for wages until I'm deemed despensable

"Disproportionate reactions can lead to rather unproductive, needlessly escalating cycles of conflict"

You guys, the camps have to already exist you know that right

I'm here to kick ass and bake potatoes, and I'm all outta potatoes

These are the same picture.

It's immensely ironic that people get up in arms about certain uses of the pronouns they/them. When comments 'other' people, -I mean other as in framing someone as different, or part of an 'out group'- the words they/them are often fundamental. What they are you themming

In terms of enjoying life, I just have to say, you can put a lot of canned coconut milk into coffee before the color changes. How much is a lot? A surprising amount, at least

The neurodivergent urge to suddenly leave a situation just in case someone isn't able to handle you

Ahh Ohh no we have too much useless data for everyone to have access to clean drinking water. Oopsie woopsie. - As we didn't know about water problems before these huge datacentres existed. Come on humanity stop collaborate and listen, just come on

There are AI individuals with more photographs themselves than me. This sounds alarming until you think about the amount of anime or video game characters that fans have all collectively drawn or photgraphed who are also not real.

Dr. Brian Conway, Medical Director of the Vancouver Infectious Diseases Center, criticized the document saying, “this is a report that is written by individuals who clearly had an agenda, who did not want it to be peer review.” globalnews.ca/news/1097837... #Alberta #abpoli #covid19

A fact that haunts me every four or five hours

The Burger Reich

Day 3 is generous, I'd say year 3 they'll be like man this whomps

Seeing ppl destroy various websites reminds me of parts of history that are nke unacessible. When they were really getting into it, writers often made logical appeals to gods. they used them as rhetorical devices, shorthand for interactions, but it became unintelligible as many had the same names.

How are you not listening to system of a down these days is my question

Quick everyone livetweet the news or else you’re complicit

Let's be honest, Canada . Cigarettes and phone data are way too expensive for anyone to be fuckin around the way they are right now. Housing, optional, cheap smokes win votes. Thank you please

Happy Wednesday people. What's all you bluesky humans doing to find joy in this increasingly oppressive world?

Perfect compliment: you put the gue in epilogue?

The Oligarchy wants to disrupt our access to eachother and our own knowledge –this would not be the case if nothing was to be gained from interacting with eachother, and in doing so ironically creating aforementioned, highly coveted knowledge

In an interview recently released, pierre poilievre thanked Jordan Peterson on behalf of all Canadians. Indicating that he had no idea Peterson is Canadian lmfao

Happy noot noot fellow idiots

They used to say there was no such thing as gay kids. That it was a choice that could be beaten or tortured out of them through conversion therapy

You can drink that coffee HOTTER. STOP BEING A BABY!

You can tell the Canadian government is under the boot of grocery stores. Anything except making them change the prices back to a reasonable level. We're so screwed if we rely on that, it's just not funny

Woah some people really want attention in the weirdest way. What a bunch of weird freaks.

Why'd you skip that track? Not enough words in this one, needs more sentences

Where are my hummus enthusiasts at