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…and I am sunburnt! But I beseech your Grace, pardon me— I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.
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I'm not the right flavor of insufferable for these, but I'm sure one of you are :)

Patrick Bateman-esque confessions: 1. I don't enjoy live music unless it's in a concert hall 2. Dear G_d, I hate reggae

I'm filled with the h+rny for this project www.archdaily.com/916989/opasl...

P u p p i e s

This is fucking hilarious 😁😁😁😁 youtu.be/cqsIHenQxC0?...

RuPaul with a sportscaster stache is weirdly hot

Jesus Christ, you act like An+s Face hasn't always been my very special private name I use for you in public

Good food, indifferent service—authentically Parisian!

For Pride, here's Superman being a thirsty little gay boy singing Judy in the shower

Happy Father's Day! Domenico Ghirlandaio, St. Barbara Crushing her Infidel Father, with a Kneeling Donor, c. 1473, Panel, 68 x 47 cm (Private collection)

One of my favorite King of the Hill episodes. Peggy defends herself in Mexican court using her expert (messed up) ability to speak Spanish.

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'The bath' woodcut by printmaker Ellen Heck #FathersDay UK #ReframingWomenPrintmakers

Catcher in My Thighs I hope this has made us all little dumber

NO KING BUT DIANA

Still pissy Dave Portnoy took the name of Philip Roth's chronic masturbator (though, gotta admit, perfect metaphor for a podcaster) / Bloom County's alcoholic conservative marmot. I was going to name my future flatulent bulldog Portnoy.

Thank you @tomtomorrow.bsky.social for the drawing

We've even got a protest in Guatemala!

This is chilling to watch and utterly unacceptable in the United States of America. As a former Senator, I’m calling on all current members to speak out on behalf of Sen. Padilla and defend him and the Senate against these outrageous attacks.

Well, damn. It's started.

🎶 I like me better 🎶 When I'm in you

Ok, I know a lot of appalling shit is going on, but I also really need to know: Do men wear tennis bracelets?