owlsarcasm.bsky.social
She/her. AuDHD. Occasionally overly literal. In my defense, I'm an engineer.
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I mean. Fair point.
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He's now a year old and offended on the daily.
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*sniff*
What did i dooooooooo
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Omg. So many brilliant mugs.
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Me too
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Did that last week!
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The mopping was easy once the bits were removed!
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Bahahahahahahaha
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I summoned the dogs today to take care of an entire can of chicken noodle soup that took a nosedive
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Yes and liveskeet it
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Me too!
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*passes you the joint liniment and peppermints*
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I got a new kitten. My dogs have reacted in two ways.
Kaylee: Mom! A kitten! Doing kitten things! HOLY SHIT!
CJ: a kitten! Must clean! Must sniff! Must PLAY!
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Phyaics?! They don't need no stinking physics!
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Mine are herding dogs too. Kaylee (female) has the general tolerance of the breed for baby shenanigans.
CJ wants to care for the kitten (mostly lick it clean) and play. Except he doesn't speak cat, so mostly he freaks the baby out.
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She says that it was comfy and round and you have unrealistic expectations of kitten discretion.
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I like the cut of his jib.
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She is beautiful and looks like my girl Smokey. Here she is inspecting the new arrival before deciding that meh. Kitten is not hers.
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He has nodded aomberly and says he will get right on that.
He insists his current situation is completely his own idea and not that i was right and he was tired.
Current situation:
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My female dog is fine with kittens. She is remarkably tolerant of kitten shenanigans. She lets me know when she thinks the kitten needs attention and otherwise ignores him.
My make dog wants to take care of the kitten SO BADLY but he gets overexcited
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Omg. Cuddle that baby immediately.
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Also I need pictures.
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Dogs and cats living together. MASS HYSTERIA
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Oh my God.
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ANARCHY!
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Thank you!!
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Give that puppy a treat, stat!
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That is an adorable pupoy who deserves allllll the belly rubs.
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Fail*
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I'll read it at work tomorrow. Thank you!
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Makes sense. It focuses on the engineer who said the polar crane would fall when they tried the heavy lift due to radiation damage.
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Is this a technical report by epri? The link isn't working for me.
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Have you seen the Netflix documentary on it?
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I'm off to Amazon to read it!
Disclosure: I'm an engineer in the industry.
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*turns jaded eyes on you*
Is there a question here or are you just looking for an opportunity to go off on an ill-informed screed?
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I'm doing that right now. Same industry, but different topic.
It's fucking infuriating to be in the middle of.
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I do love your stories.
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Happy to help!