oxbonkus.bsky.social
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oh man i feel this. usually i'm a multishipping ho, but i get Big Sad if the mxtx mains end up with anyone else. i have to know the other half of the equation ends up happy too!! like, if sqq is with someone else, what abt binghe!! ;___; bb's suffered enough!!
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please be kinder to my friend, they deserve it <3
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sqh deserves to go apeshit, i think. as a treat <3
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sqh is gonna beat mbj to death with his own severed arm (flowers) and i don't blame sqh!!
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"bro. bro really"
"after all the people *you* ripped off, you have no room to speak"
"i mean yeah, but bro they *knew it* at least"
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congrats on surviving another year! <3
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do what you gotta to look after yourself, friend. hope things get better for you soon. <33
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possibly sqh&sy figure out a way to get mbj back in a new body, a la so many sj-centric fics! then sy can live his best (empress) life without fucking up the northern desert, and airplane gets the man of his dreams <3
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(except it's him, so he just represses)
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but mostly i'm thinking of that moment where airplane realizes what's going on like "oh god somehow my king is even more of a bitch??" and then he's gotta mourn his fave character. possibly the shift in how he's treated highlights that mbj was actually courting him so now he's gotta mourn that too.
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so when lbh pops up in the demon realm he can be like "good you survived. didn't doubt a heavenly demon would, but surrounded but cultivators? not a good place to be" (with bonus unintended subtext of "you Proved yourself to me my lord") and proceed to be Weird abt lbh in a way that lbh REALLY likes
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sy would prolly pull something like in sv canon, where he's at the scene when the seal breaks (but doesn't push him in, leave that for the doomed scum)
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i mean if mbj!sy doesn't instakill sqh and he figures out that's airplane, they might scheme together to make things easier on themselves, with sy emphasizing lbh's happiness (which'll prolly get in the way of keeping them alive, to airplane's despair) but it would be interesting!
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what delightful horror this is! and a happy ending too~
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only an ovipositor, and it gets tied in a knot!
also it took a little while to track down, but here:
archiveofourown.org/series/35948
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i read that series too! the fact that lady alphas had ovipositors AND size queens usually preferred lady alphas bc the "knot" was a cherry stem trick, but SHE'S the cherry stem... 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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He hasn't realised it yet but he's sqhsexual, like god intended xD
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well that's one way of liberating his soul, i suppose 😊
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aw, am i really the only one who likes honey+raw garlic cloves? 🥺
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or you can just use nitrile gloves. not that i'm speaking from experience
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you can also use alcohol! (rubbing or like. vodka) capsaicin is fat-soluble, and alcohol binds to water and lipids, so it's quicker/safer/more efficient than not getting all of the REALLY spicy pepper out from under your nails 😬 chemical burns are a bitch!!
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"oh, shizun likes this, i can want it!"
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so if lbh puts his thighs together, they could do mutual thighfucking 👀👀👀and ohhh, sqq's feet are abt to get sticky; lbh's gonna love cleaning his mess up 😌
but god is your art, written or drawn, so damn hot?? who gave you the right. >c
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happy birthday and congrats on surviving another year! <3
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WHILE he demolishes the game
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the most dreaded question….. luo binghe look at everything you’ve accomplished and everything you have and everyone who adores you. are you happy?
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bingmei is gap moe at it's finest 🙏
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do you think he could use a coating of his own blood to stroke off inside sqq? perhaps pulling it from sqq's veins? and starting it with "oh shizun i'm so sorry this just isn't ~satisfying me~" for bonus humiliation fun!
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well NOW we do! o////o
just another step in the campaign to get around the every-three-days rule! first it's not-penetrative, then it's cock-warming, THEN the vibrating cock! 🥰
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HERE IT IS
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he'll be just as into it when he gets the right idea. freak. <3
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whoops, forgot to rec this!
so it's not *quite* what you're talking abt, but you'll love it anyway. if you haven't read it already lol
archiveofourown.org/works/560761...
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mustache ride!!
(there's no crack like svsss crack <3)