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oxmounter.bsky.social
At any given moment my boob to peanut butter cup ratio (by volume) is likely at parity.
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Can we universally talk about cilantro whenever that shit-hole goes down? Consider it thinning the hoi polloi from the truly weird.

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Has anyone checked on Iggy Pop lately?

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What other people do is about them. Just for today, I can decide who can take my joy from me. My serenity is mine.

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Once opened for Buddy Guy; he needed assistance to get to the stage and put his guitar on. When the music started, he became pure energy and the frailty was gone. He was energized by the joy of playing music. The thing that can’t be taken is joy if you fight circumstance. Fight like hell for it.

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Dad: Your mom and I never worried about you running with the bad kids. Me: Really? Why? Dad: You were the bad kid. Is there a word that encompasses “ouch” and a touch of pride?

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If you think the $25k I’ve spent thus far on my transition is to… 1) listen to you pee in the restroom (?!?) 2) coerce a man to have sex with me You need to take a gin and tonic into the yard, look at the stars, and evaluate where your place is amongst them. It’s not where you think it is.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The first 30 seconds about sums it up.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Eating cereal. #transagenda

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Anecdotally, people are buying chickens to cope with the cost of eggs. I can’t wait for the inevitable roving bands of feral chickens.

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•fuck •yourself •with •your •chainsaw

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“The cabinet is secure, ma’am” #caturday

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My only question for guitar players when they want to jam is “who’s your favorite king?” If the answer is BB, it isn’t going to work.

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I have a marketing idea for the ozempic crowd. Hear me out here…. Leasable tapeworms.

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Drove a shift for Amazon yesterday - routes, stops, and package counts are up. Railing against Trump and feckless democrats while financially supporting a company that has given him over $41 million isn’t resistance. They pay us just enough that quitting hurts, but your money talks.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The Amazon drivers prayer: “God, grant me the serenity to accept the routes I cannot change, the courage to change the stops I can, and the wisdom to not punch a homeowner in his stupid fucking face. “

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

For the moment, some good news.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t have “eatin’ clothes”… wtf dude?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I like my snow storms like I like my men. Elsewhere.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I need y’all to stop buying your resistance merch from Amazon. They’re on the list.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Incidentally, Back Door Goat may be my next band name.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

There’s ice falling from the sky. As a grown ass woman, I still think that’s pretty neat.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

submitted 34 days ago • 64 comments

@claybefree.bsky.social awwwwwww shit

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I found these guys a couple years ago and went down a pretty deep rabbit hole only to discover that they were active in the 90’s, exactly when 20ish post punk me would have become obsessed with them. One member has since died in a boating accident. #metalsky youtu.be/1NzMo-iXe88

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

(Gestures broadly at this)

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

NEW: I was asked to start compiling a list of companies bending the knee to the Trump regime by ditching their DEI programs. Here you go! www.muellershewrote.com/p/companies-...

submitted 37 days ago • 307 comments

Product package marketing: “We’ll put eggs in a carton with a clam shell split in the middle so they are easy to access and remove” “A simple twist tie at the end of the bag will help keep the bread fresh and easy to get to” “Fuck ‘em. It’s bacon.”

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

One of my goals for this year is to lead an expedition to finally burn Owl City to the ground.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes a sandwich is about the ingredients, or a very nice crusty bread. Sometimes it’s just a vehicle for mayonnaise.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment