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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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Ah my turn with the Jurassic Park e-book has finally come. I had to stop mid-read last time so I'm starting back from zero! I'm almost done with Tender is the flesh so I'll be sharing my thoughts on that too! Please bear with me (´－ω－)人

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Puppy photo dump

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I love my dog. I love that i can work from home so she doesn't have to be in her crate while I'm away. I don't love having to listen to her lick herself 5000 times a day. She's old so every day with her is precious but oh my god I hate hearing her lick herself. Drives me up a fucking wall man

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Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context theonion.com/trump-s...

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When I started Tender, I didn't have any idea about what I was getting into. I said I was gonna call it speculative fiction for shits and giggles, but I won't because considering a future like that is too scary to even fathom. The book itself isn't "scary" per se, but deeply unsettling which i love

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Everytime I think about dermaplaning It just reminds me of old timey doctor barber type shit. Why is rolling a wheel full of needles on my face good for my skin? What's next putting a leech on me to balance my humors? Get away from me

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Wanna smoke weed but I gotta do it outside and it's bugs outside

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#valentinesday #meaning #hawaii #jamescook #stab #neck #decolonize

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When you think of roses on #ValentinesDay remember workers like Maria who work long hard hours growing the rose bushes that provide these beautiful blooms. Maria works at Star Roses under a UFW contract that provides great benefits. Thanks & Happy Valentine's Day Maria #WeFeedYou

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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

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JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...

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I do squats in the morning because when I smoke on my stoop I do an Asian squat and I don't want my back to hurt

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I know i posted my tbr list for 2025. I'm bumping Tender is the flesh to the top of the list idgaf. I think it's fun and I wanna read it. Might fuck around and call it speculative fiction who knows #booksky

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Sometimes people will reach out to me expecting me to be like mega depressed (bc no car, live in a garage, no car) but I'm chilling! I understand where I am isn't where I want to be but I'm still alive! And I'm working on getting there!! I'm chilling dawg

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NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...

submitted 21 days ago • 36 comments

This is Simon. It may have been a drizzly day out, but he is the one making it rain. 12/10

submitted 21 days ago • 78 comments

Pros of working from home: - chilling with my old lady dog! - don't leave my house! - save money/time on not commuting! Cons of working from home: - old lady dog licks herself while under my desk and makes god awful noises while she does it

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I finished Golden Son... Ough

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Oh my god these fools are about to do the stupidest thing they've ever done. Save me once, you're a hero. Save me twice? You're trying to kill me.

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Chapter 42 check in of Golden Son and the crowd is going NUTS The crowd is holding each other and crying The crowd is on their knees and dissociating into the grass #booksky

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A Kiss for an Angel

submitted 27 days ago • 43 comments

Tomorrow is my birthday and I'm going to have a spa day with my mommy! To my mom, thank you to my mom. To my MOTHER, thank you to my mother.

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Colleen hoover retired? Because of the Blake lively beef? That's what it took are you serious? #booksky

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GOOD BUDGETING IS ON MY SIDE I finally got some salmon sashimi and masago. Having a humble feast with some rice tonight 😋

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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

submitted 28 days ago • 319 comments

I made a substack! I'll be posting more longform content on there with spoilers included about the books I'll be reading from here out after Golden Son substack.com/@oxynomoron

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Also apparently Pierce brown is a zionist??? The fuck is up with that? Bro you're literally writing about breaking free from oppression and occupation I'm gonna need you to open your fucking eyes and realize you are becoming the gold you sought to destroy. Hope I'm wrong about you, but seriously

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If you can't tell i am so SCARED to finish golden son. If anything happens to my son (servo) I'm gonna be torn to shreds count on it

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Had my first snow day in 20 years, came back home and came down with whatever killed Casper and made him a friendly ghost 👻

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sometimes I think about how one time I accidentally checked a box saying I had a criminal record on a form for summer volunteer work and how the week spent trying to get that fixed in the school's computer system was more of an actual consequence than Trump got for his 34 real felony convictions

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Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute theonion.com/elon-mu...

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good morning

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The American museum of natural history in NY is HUGE. You're telling me ALL those animals and skeletons and statues came to life???

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Checking in at Chapter 23 of #GoldenSon I'm crying and throwing up and rolling on the floor.

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Pixelfed, mastodon, fediverse what if I threw up

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I haven't checked but checking in from #GoldenSon at Chapter 14(? 15?) And the hunger games vibe is g o n e. We are keyed up to 100 and all bets are OFF. God I love court intrigue #booksky

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Man. Maladaptive daydreaming is brutal. I try to be present every day. One second I'm here, in the room with you. And the next I'm 5000 miles away. I don't even realize I do it sometimes. It's a time thief.

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There's a specific duck quack that's being used as a meme audio. And every time I hear it I go into fight or flight because that's the message tone my job uses when a supervisor reaches out to "talk" I don't get in trouble at my job, but the noise......I can't escape it

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watching a movie where everyone succumbs to a corrupting force it wouldn’t corrupt me

submitted 53 days ago • 94 comments

thinking about them again Pixie who pulls out a gun to shoot you dead

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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

submitted 66 days ago • 248 comments

Went ham at Pet Supermarket and got pinta a new toy! It's a puzzle feeder!! It says it's intermediate level but my smarty pants figured it out quick!

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I always hated this attitude of being told you're enjoying something "wrong" if you're critical of it at the same time. as if the only correct way to enjoy media is to shut your brain off and not think about it lol

submitted 61 days ago • 174 comments