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✨ attorney at lol ✨Larry David is my inner monologue narrator ✨ it’s us vs. the billionaires
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Is he a Hairy Woodpecker? I’ve only seen a Downy before. Similar, but much smaller.
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I love it when people nerd out in their respective fields.
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He has an itsy bitsy, teeny weenie
shriveled little
baby porcini 🍄 🤏
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It’s one kid, Michael.
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“My main sponsors are boner pills” should be in The Louvre.
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People of Walmart futures are down, invest wisely. 😂
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Perhaps it’s a theocratic We rather than a royal We? He’s not a king, merely the Father and Son?
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Delirious*
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Adjust your monitors because those are brown shirts they are wearing.
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Make Iran Great Again? What a clown.
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Rand could sneak in and steal a pic-a-nic basket if he meant business. 🧺 🐻
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You may take away my freedom, but you’ll never take away my PICNIC 🏴
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Governor Tim, I wish I could have dinner (hot dish?!) with your family someday! How is Gus? Appreciate your work on behalf of all of us!
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She skipped class the day they taught the law in law school.
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One could argue that the entire second Trump Presidency has precipitated an ongoing and ever present ‘danger of rebellion.’ (According to plan, obviously.)
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Remember that his cotton candy bird nest will melt into a stringy mullet and expose his bald head if he goes out in the rain!
Maybe he will finally don his dictator military uniform and hat to protect his scraps of hair?
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Oh no, they need to quickly have Chat GPT make up a list of fake citations and copy/paste like an actual Trump DOJ lawyer. Pathetic.
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Might it be lethal if it hit the liver, kidney, head/neck, sternum, etc?
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I read that he uncharacteristically kept his hands glued to the table during this presser—Left hand covering the (often bruised) right hand. Growing evidence of leg braces, a Foley catheter, constant IV bruising to hand, tripping and showing evidence of drop foot…He’s rotting inside and out!
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Fetterman needs to go work on his mental and physical health. He is not currently fit to occupy the office, and he should leave gracefully.
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I got it when I watched!
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A little bit of Tim Onion in my life 🎶
A little bit of Tim Apple by my side 🎶
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King Solomon here: Give them each one ball.
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Psst, the “truly needy American” is Brett Favre, Welfare Queen.
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Elon Musk is the Andy Dick of the White House.
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Ask them to mime blowing up a balloon, straight to HR and then jail, though.
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No worries, all Apple factories are built with suicide nets to catch jumpers.
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Ladies, if a man in a flannel shirt and gaiter grabs you on the street and tries dragging you off, just relax and don’t struggle. He’s from the government, you can trust him!
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BlueAnon: “Where We go one, We go all. Where We went? Cornell, you may have heard of it.”
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It’s one Bee, Michael. What could it cost, 10 million brain cells?
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Oh FFS “Double Jetpardy” was right there staring me in the face, how did I miss it?
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The Constitution requires us to sink one fighter jet for every bribe jet that enters the country. Double Jeopardy, mate.