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Stadium Announcer extraordinaire. Event Host ordinaire. Enfant terrible. “Jumped-up cheerleader with a microphone” (Daily Telegraph)
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Let’s have us a Premiership Rugby Final, shall we? Bath Rugby v Leicester Tigers - I don’t think there’ll be much in this. Could be a classic!

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I’m aware this could give my carefully-cultivated man-of-the-people image a bit of a knock, but today I’m announcing at the Polo. I’m still a man of the people. It’s just my people are better than yours. If it helps, tomorrow I’m doing Featherstone Rovers v York. Balance.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Why is nobody calling the Sistine chimney the “Pope Pipe”?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Me, who has distractedly watched "Conclave": "Ah, the black smoke you see isn't actually the ballots being burned - it's just a smoke canister. It means the Cardinals have been unable to reach the required 2/3rds majority and so the last remaining candidates are now off to Judges' Houses..."

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Newcastle looking spectacular - as always - ahead of #MagicWeekend

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Newcastle looking spectacular - as always - ahead of #MagicWeekend

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

THIS WEEKEND! Bedford Tigers RLFC play their first home game of the season - except it’s not at home. They’re playing at Bedford Blues’ Goldington Road. Kids for a quid. Adults for a fiver. And a possible record Southern Conference League crowd. Come on! Support non-heartland RL!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Think my first day as “guy who plays the Champions League Anthem as the teams come out onto the field” went preeeeety well.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

The stadium nause in me loves being able to tick off a new venue to work in. It’s a big old night here.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

“There's such divinity doth hedge a King, That treason can but peep to what it would.” - King Bert, Master of all He surveys, after this morning’s Parkrun.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody likes a running Tweet (Sky? Bluey??), but allow me this: I just shaved 30 seconds off my Parkrun personal best. I’m fitter, faster and (probably) younger than I’ve ever been. I’m confounding the experts. I’m basically a medical marvel.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

International Rugby League is peak Rugby League. And an Ashes Series is peak International Rugby League. Bring it on! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏉🇦🇺 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Lego have just released a 1-metre long T-Rex skeleton and I feel an urgent need to give Lego £220. www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I firmly believe that most England fans didn't appreciate what we had. I also believe that, regrettably, many didn't care.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

One thing nobody tells you about owning a dog: There will be a morning where, tired and bleary-eyed, your hand isn’t fully ensconced (yes, ensconced) in the poo bag. And it will be THE worst thing that ever happens to your thumb.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I love that I get to be involved in most big Rugby League events, but while the great and the good of the sport descend on Las Vegas this weekend, I'm completely happy to be at home. Totally fine with it. I'm cool. I'm grand. God, stop going on about it. Totally OK. I'm.. fine.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday, with time to kill, I visited the gorgeous Ilkley Cinema to watch the Bob Dylan biopic. Tiny room, comfy sofas, and they’ll bring you your pot of (Yorkshire) tea and chocolate brownie to your seat. If cinema-going was more like this, I’d be there every week.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

A very happy “SuperLeague Is Back” Day to all who celebrate.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Apologies to all other pups, but the title of "Goodest Boy" has been sewn up for the next few years by this adorable little shit machine.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not starting a January diet while I’ve still got so many Terry’s Chocolate Oranges I need to count them as part of my five-a-day.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Need a volunteer to keep a record of the number of chocolatey Swiss rolls I eat this Christmas. You’ll log.

submitted 172 days ago • 1 comment

Completed it mate.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Is this a daft idea? This feels like a daft idea. Running 10k round Silverstone in the middle of a winter storm with 60mph winds. This is definitely a daft idea. Make it worthwhile: Bung some money to MND, Movember, the Samaritans or someone else nice, would you?

submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

#Wicked is out in cinemas this weekend, and there’s already a LOT of Oscar buzz about the acty child’s role as “Unnamed Munchkin Student no.2” Hollywoooooood!

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow is the #745Game at Headingley. A bunch of rugby stars from both codes coming together for one massive cause: to help those suffering from MND. It'll be epic - a ton of fun. And - we'll FINALLY determine which is the better code 😉 Be there - it'll be amazing!

submitted 212 days ago • 1 comment

How do you know you're following the right me? I'm the bloke who's been making shouty mouth noises at big sports events for >25 years. I like a hazy pale ale. A chicken tikka dhansak (and garlic naan). And I like nice people. If that's the one you were after, it's me. Hi. Nice to see you here.

submitted 214 days ago • 2 comments

This HAS to be better than Twitter, right?

submitted 488 days ago • 6 comments