p10pete.bsky.social
Stadium Announcer extraordinaire.
Event Host ordinaire.
Enfant terrible.
“Jumped-up cheerleader with a microphone” (Daily Telegraph)
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Crikey that's niche
(but Clemens, no?)
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"Ne'er The Twain" would also be a good Shania tribute name.
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I’m eternally disappointed that there isn’t a Shania Twain tribute act called “Shania Wail Weplacement Service”
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Eggs are going up?
That’ll surprise a few chickens.
(Bob Mortimer)
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Well done our kid. Mrs N did her 💯 today too.
Especially impressive given the weather.
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In a similar vein, “oh - I went to school with…” is always fun* after someone says a popular phrase that could be a name. The more convoluted the better.
E.g., oh, I went to school with a:
Miss Takenidentity
Sue Permarketbigshop
Peter Ingout
Etc
*for me.
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I will be adopting this fine tradition. Thankyou.
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I enjoy giving a superhero origin story (in Movie Trailer Voice) for anyone whose job or name ends with "...man"
"He was an ordinary crossing guard until he was bitten by a radioactive lollipop"
"She was an ordinary mathematician until she was bitten by a radioactive Carolvorder"
They hate it.
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Oh, no. Is it windchill of 5 degrees? Is it 60mph winds? Is it blowing stair-rods of rain into your face as you run TEN THOUSAND METRES round an open airfield? Is it?
IS IT????
(I’m ok.. I’m ok..)
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I know. You’re better in 🇵🇹. It was not pleasant. I’ve just had to have a half hour power shower to warm up.
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You can go off people, you know…
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I find there's too much meat with a keema. I don't like mixing my meats in a curry.
I can't believe my first reply on Bluesky is "too much meat".
I've let you down. I've let myself down. And I've let Bluesky down.
Right. I'm off to join Threads.