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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

The Venn diagram of people that are upset by this and that it’s describing are a perfect circle.

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

Uncle Sam The intro verse The flag What he wrote for the transitions Squid game The chain His homage to himself Not Like Us Serena Nailing the dismount with TV Off That was my favorite halftime of all time. 2022 was most entertaining but I loved Kendrick’s like a favorite old t shirt. 🐐

Live in such a way as to not have someone wreck you in front of 120 million people. Especially when as a throwaway they invest thousands of dollars in jewelry to do it.

So the places where the US is going to find people that need to be deported are work, school, and church? Isn’t that what you people have said you want immigrants doing?

I wrote this about Elon Musk more than two years ago and it holds up very well today. He is, in many ways, a fool masquerading as some fantastical myth of a “secret genius.” www.forkingpaths.co/p/the-myth-o...

Tell me you haven’t read your Bible without telling me you haven’t read your Bible…

Remember in Jaws when the townspeople and officials are initially dismissive of the evidence that a great white shark is terrorizing their beach. Despite repeated warnings and evidence, they refuse to admit they’re wrong and close the beaches, leading to further attacks and chaos. Good story huh?

‘so, Dad, how did this all happen?’ ‘The unfunniest man on Earth was forced to buy Twitter’

This goes out to everyone who didn’t understand why we kept trying to call out the complete idiocy Elon was demonstrating when he took over Twitter

This is America. Shout out to whoever anonymously submitted this to the @nytimes.com. Perfect distillation of this moment in time in the US.

A good video to celebrate/mourn #BrexitDay www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ua...

This is beyond sad, depressing, and infuriating

The Next Level podcast was on fire today. Especially when @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social called the smartest sounding idiot in media a castrated chipmunk.🐿️ Not sure how @jvl.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social were able to continue after that gem 💎

Watching the RFK Jr confirmation hearing might be the actual thing that turns me into the joker.

Shout to @lebatardshow.bsky.social for one of the all time great show endings. 🌅 —>🚿 —> 📅 —> 🕳️ crushes Dan’s out of order top 4. Some of the best work in the decade plus I’ve not gotten the show. 🤣🤣🤣

I'm going to try to summarize this piece in case you don't want to slog through 3,000 words: DeepSeek isn't about AI. It's about China. www.thebulwark.com/p/the-ai-war...

Village idiot attempts to take credit for the rain

He’s aware that we know he’s South African right?

One of the bigger career mistakes I’ve made was entering the orbit of a16z by joining a portfolio company. Weekly visits to their briefing center and interactions with some of their partners quickly sobered me up. What I thought was mediocrity in some cases might have been stupidity. Exhibit 137…

If you think this is a flex, your version of masculinity is the farthest thing from

I can tell you with great certainty who isn’t going to do these jobs…

These are the best kinds of jokes. Dead.

Best thing about Elon is that he proves that money isn’t everything. This is the richest man in the world and he still feels the need to lie about how good he is at video games. We’re talking about high school levels of fragile ego. www.forbes.com/sites/danidi...

As we begin the Find Out portion of the proceedings, this sub is going to go crazy… www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt...

Has the First Felon™️ ended the war in Ukraine yet? I was told that he would do that day 1 after taking office.

So the tech bro nerds and the alpha male MMA dudes are now united? These groups have hated each other (and still do) my entire life. What could they possibly be aligning on now? Oh right. I’m so sorry ladies. Seems to me that its resentment of you. Masculinity is broken and men have to fix it

Some of y’all really need to go back to some lessons from your childhood

Do you want to keep track of Trump without him dominating your brain? Sign up here: www.vox.com/pages/logoff...

“Oh cmon. Everyone knows that’s just a Roman salute. A thing we totally talk about and that comes up all the time and clearly has nothing to do with Nazis. Just look at the dat…. …oh wait, nevermind, don’t look at that…”

Let him who has ears… @whisperpickle.bsky.social gets it.

The Nazis think this was a Nazi salute, but, hey, what would they know?