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Hey guys I have a really funny post about The Phonecian Scheme but it's a big spoiler so can you guys remind me to post it in like 6 months?

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it's been almost 20 years since the Gears of War Mad World trailer and we are still trying to escape its shadow. no one will update their marketing plans. we are scraping the bedrock of songs we can slow down and make mournful. we are about to crack the molten core of the Al Yankovic catalog.

submitted 362 days ago • 33 comments

I was not building properly for the endgame when I was on keto and would go to the sketch breakfast buffet in downtown SF and only eat hard boiled eggs and a huge pile of bacon

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I'm thinking of incorporating roguelike elements into my breakfast to make it less boring.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

i liked it when abby would talk about her pets like the dad at the funeral in "heathers"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Pretty cool of Hey Arnold to accept and hang out with a guy named "Stinky." My friends and I wouldn't have accepted him at such a young age, I wasn't as empathetic as I am now. But I guess that's why he had a whole TV show about his life.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

*Guy that played a ton of fighting games when he was young but now he's older and doesn't have time to play them anymore and his hands kinda hurt when he does but he still buys all of them anyways voice* Yeah I'll buy that new Marvel fighting game.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have got to be the original blowjob brothers right

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ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I regret going viral. It has ruined my life.

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Amplifying this in case anyone doesn't see it 👇👇

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

submitted 8 days ago • 67 comments

I want to go viral

submitted 8 days ago • 28 comments

i love reading Reviews

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

In Mr. Mosquito, The little heartbeat meter measures how safe you are. If it's in the green or yellow, feel free to suck away. Even if your victim starts scratching, you're still safe as long as the meter is green or yellow. As it becomes orange then red, you need to be more careful.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

When I joined my college paper, the A&E editor ridiculed me for not knowing what Something Awful was. He also didn't shower. He also got scammed out of $4,000 dollars trying to get a Russian bride. Really influenced my opinion of anyone I would met from that site for quite some time.

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

The Last of A Lot of People Who Are Currently Dead in the Story

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

👍👍

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it’s pretty funny that people being mean in a slightly annoying way is significantly more of an impediment to people being on Bluesky than an X, which is showing you liveleak videos and telling you to end your own life constantly.

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

just fyi

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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

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