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Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and […] [bridged from https://infosec.exchange/@paco on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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May the 5th Element be with you.

They weren't claymation! This episode explains a few of the tricks. It's amazing that they did this. It's top flight VFX, especially for the 1980s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fiom5oWIdw&t=45s #monsterdon

Somehow Plex decided our movie file was Monster Dog. (perhaps some #monsterdon in the metadata?) so when I bring it up, it shows me Alice Cooper is in the film. Not realizing it was talking about the wrong film, I kept watching for Alice Cooper in this film and never recognized him […]

I heard one of the drivers was a real dick. #monsterdon

I was gonna close the hellmouth, but god damn capitalism. #monsterdon

This is why all the furniture these days comes with the anit-tip kits that I never use. #Monsterdon

That Demon is going to have to speak to the HOA for many many violations. #Monsterdon

Eye gotta hand it to him. #monsterdon

The power of whimpering has saved the day! #monsterdon

Poor Terry. Mom died. Fell down the hell mouth. Got dragged back by a zombie. He's just the one that everything has to happen to. #monsterdon

Girl better not get that candle too near her hair! #monsterdon

Terry's Bible verses have the same authenticity as most physics technobabble in sci-fi. #monsterdon

I'm guessing Mrs Vandegrift is gonna be science-teacher-to-the-rescue at the end. #monsterdon

They were hoping to create action figures and a whole merchandise line. #monsterdon

It's funny because we had all this set up. But like, it's all random. There's no rhyme or reason. No way to anticipate or understand what's happening. Nothing to sorta "worry" about, if you know what I mean. We know it's all gonna be random and scary. #monsterdon

Get a move on, movie. We are halfway there and, well, there's no Gate. #monsterdon

Not just a record backwards, a record with a satanic pentagram on it. So 80s. #monsterdon

YES!!!! BACKWARDS ALBUM!!! #Monsterdon

WHERE IS TIPPER GORE WHEN WE NEED HER? #Monsterdon

If you are going to put a wall over the hellmouth, I recommend not using the wall that has a door in it. #monsterdon

The rock song or whatever he was rocking out to was in 5/4. Surprising. #monsterdon

Back when the refrigerator was the center of all modern communication. #monsterdon

Back in my day, a bug zapper and a six pack of Bud was what we called entertainment. #monsterdon

Fido is like "I'm 97 in dog years and even I know that it's stupid to read evil writing that appears by magic." #monsterdon

Al's learning the hard way that hosting a teen party in the 80s kinda sucked #Monsterdon

So it's 1986 and teenagers are having a party. Cue the gratuitous boobies. #monsterdon

Kid is going to bed and the dad is STILL wearing a tie? Back when I wore a tie to work every day, that tie didn't stay on during the train ride home, much less all the way through the evening. #monsterdon

And now the dumb kid broke into the basement and let out all the smoke! Stupid kids. #monsterdon

This room looks awfully smoky. That's kinda what my house looked like in 1986. Both my parents and my (by then adult) sister smoked. #monsterdon

In the late 70s this car called the "Interstyl Hustler 6" was an exciting new concept in personal transport. They also came in white, which made it look more like a golf cart. If it reminds you of heathkit project well, that's because it came in a box and you […] [Original post on sauropods.win]

Ground beef? Not today, seitan. #vegetarian #dadjoke

Solar panels cleaning solar panels

I’m always amazed when I walk in a suburban park and see interesting wildlife. Squirrels? Whatever. But yesterday I saw this snake and today this absolute unit of a turtle. I’ve seen little box turtles before. But this guy is big. That’s my men’s size 11 US […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

More games with #MrMittens. He gets under the bathroom mats. This video I didn’t realise he was going to pounce. So it cuts off right before I scream like a little boy. #cats #mastocats #caturday

#MrMittens got up on the coffee table to pose for his OnlyFans. #cats #caturday #mastocats

I took a look at the #pottery hashtag. So much gorgeous stuff. You all do great things. I followed the hashtag even though I don’t do pottery at all. I’m just gonna lurk and appreciate. So neat.

Radio nerditry: every time I visit NYC and remember to turn on a radio, I marvel at the thriving and vibrant Brooklyn pirate radio broadcasting scene. My pal @pirateradiomap maintains an awesome archive of them at pirateradiomap.com .

What we taught out #husky: “When you’re outside and you want in, tap the door instead of barking, and you’ll get a treat.” What out dog actually learned: “if I want a treat, I’ll ask to go outside, then tap the door RIGHT AWAY to come back in and I’ll get a […] [Original post on retro.pizza]

Watching old episodes of “The Tick” cartoon series. Two things stand out. If you like #dadjokes and #puns, The Tick is great. So many funny hero and villain names. “American Maid”, “Die Fleidermaus”, and “El Seed” (the evil sunflower with the silly Spanish accent), and “Sarcastro” the Cuban […]

Theres a concept in #whisky of “the angels share,” which is the amount of alcohol that evaporates during the aging process. I just filled all our #birdfeeders and they’re all pretty anti-squirrel. Some by design, some by where I hang them. But inevitably […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

Hey @SesameSquirrel and @MatthewTitus88 have done either of these old Jackie Chan films: “Drunken Master” or “Half a Loaf of Kung Fu” for #kungfusat ?

How can I tell you I live in a posh suburb without telling you I live in a posh suburb? The ice cream truck takes Apple Pay. There’s also straight up inflation justifying that. The days of swiping some loose chance and running out the door to get an ice cream are long gone #summer #icecream

So #ebay has put its fucking binding arbitration clause in its terms and conditions. By typing the word eBay on my phone or even imagining purchasing something there, I accept the terms and conditions. But if I want to opt out, I have to physically print a letter, pay for a stamp, and mail it […]

Zephirine Drouhin doing her thing! This is a climbing rose with hardly any thorns and an amazing fragrance. #BloomScrolling #flowers #gardening