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It's all about the flora and fauna and diving into the abyss. oh, and dogs, dirt, the sun, and the moon.
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⚡️Zelensky calls for increased pressure on Russia following drone attack on Kherson power plant. "Such attacks cannot be an accident," President Volodymyr Zelensky said on April 4, pointing out that Russia is fully aware of the target's critical energy role.

Gen Z and Millennials: In ten years when we’re still without a cure and you’re caring for your parents, remember what he did.

or, as we heathens say, yo

Signs of spring

List of products subject to reciprocal tariffs in the UK. #cdnpoli assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/67ee66...

The Apprentice President Donald “You’re Fired” Trump is refusing to hold his senior leaders accountable. Maybe the Pentagon Inspector General will have to step in to show him what that looks like. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Ha! Yes!

My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness

Portal

It is time for all who have tuned out... time tune back in again. This is the test for all of us.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Nf...

It would be so cool if more dems followed @booker.senate.gov lead to lock up the floor for a few days @sanders.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @markey.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @mcuban.bsky.social please share

If I sneeze the wrong way, my back will just give up on me.

Planting a big patch of chamomile so in the event of apocalypse we can still get a good nights sleep. I’ll take the first watch.

God: ok, so we’ve got the lion. Now, which flower to pair it with? *lion is seen meticulously combing and styling its hair in the background* God: well isn’t that a dandy lion Angel: I’ve got an idea Dandelion: I’m beautiful! The world is going to love me! Humans: eww a weed God: flood ‘em

You don’t need to fix the past, you just need to stop carrying it.

Is there an app that tells you how much of your one precious life you’re wasting each day

Maturity is when your brain screams "fuck you" but your fingers type "have a great day".

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works

White House aide Peter Navarro said that he expects President Donald Trump's tariffs to bring in $6 trillion in revenue in the next decade, which could amount to the largest tax hike in US history.

Just found out that pickle ball does not involve pickles in any way so there goes that dream

RFKjr is a eugenicist Nazi piece of shit who thinks it’s okay for children to die of vaccine-preventable diseases, b/c, you know, they’re weak. I can only hope there will be prosecutions for neglient homicide, going forward-and not just for him.

I believe, although not with complete certainty, that Trump’s project(s) will ultimately fail. What’s eerie is that to him he will always succeed. As long as he can strut and cosplay on the world stage he is a success. He simply redefines his reality as needed to that effect.

I was waiting for someone to shout out and ask doesn’t he have a suit??!!

Isn’t this the Fking truth!?

He knew that from this moment forward, she’d be the centaur of his universe.

In the 2015 year report the USDA-APHIS website records show a cattle death loss in the state of Idaho of over 41,000, 29,000 of which died of what amounts to neglect, lack of food, water, shelter or fresh air. Wolves killes ~300 But ranchers blame their failed business model on the wolves.

The painting depicts the love story of Hellelil, who fell in love with her personal guard, Hildebrand. This tale is drawn from a medieval Danish ballad. À propos of stairs... 'The Meeting on the Turret Stairs' (1864) by Frederic William Burton

If I managed a baseball team, all my decisions would be based on hunches, solar flares, and the ominous massing of blackbirds

They stayed silent because it wasn’t their problem. That’s how injustice wins, not by force, but by the quiet approval of those who look away. The system doesn’t need to break you. It just needs you to do nothing while it breaks others. And when it’s your turn, no one will be left to fight for you.

rough (like uff in buff) cough (like off in scoff) drought (like ow in cow) though (like o in no) thought (like aw in saw) through (like oo in woo) Enough.

Inhaling some of the light, exhaling some of the darkness.

How the hell is it only Thursday? Feels like it should be 2042 by now.

Making it rain with my 20 $1.00 bills.

Wow LA 👏👏👏 #Resist The Harbor Building, Los Angeles

Removing The Atlantic from my contacts just in case

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson on Tuesday warned that Congress' authority over the federal judiciary includes the power to eliminate entire district courts, as the White House rails against "activist" judges blocking Republican President Donald Trump's agenda.

If anything happens to me put ‘smile that could light up a room’ I’d like to be remembered through this massive lie.

Long before the trees have taken to wearing green again, woodpeckers drum their territory. The sleeping spirits of the wood try to ignore this alarm, but their winter rest is broken. You feel their waking across your psychic skin. Hundreds of eyes opening to watch you as you walk. - #EmilyCBanting

Out of the frying pan into the fire. Silver lining - trail cam batteries will last longer. "Trail Cam Bunny" evaded something really fast in the darkness. Bunny launched through the electric fence to save himself. He decided the dog yard would be safer. RIP Trail Cam Bunny.

All you need to know about Twitter

Objective: Be more patient with people. Obstacle: People.