He knew that from this moment forward, she’d be the centaur of his universe. - ThreadSky

kateretired.bsky.social•6 days ago

That’s one photo they won’t be trotting out when they look back at their wedding day.

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salinger.bsky.social•6 days ago

Omg 🤣

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lobstermasher.bsky.social•6 days ago

A real live centaur, cool

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liukiki.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh that took me a bit😅

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earational.bsky.social•6 days ago

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

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gothtatertot.bsky.social•5 days ago

A girl can dream

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trifid73.bsky.social•6 days ago

There was to be no horsing around, he always had to be tack-ful.

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japoniano.bsky.social•6 days ago

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xsalty1.bsky.social•6 days ago

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zerocrossing.bsky.social•6 days ago

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ccress.bsky.social•5 days ago

legs for days

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kristorarian.bsky.social•6 days ago

Not gonna hafta
fix his bike's
flat tire

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glbqwer.bsky.social•6 days ago

He got married and he wasn’t horsing around.

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dlarue16.bsky.social•6 days ago

If the horse shoe fits……

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ebcollis.bsky.social•6 days ago

Because somebody has to say it.
Dat Ass! (Assuming it’s a donkey)

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captaincommonsense.bsky.social•6 days ago

I thought the brony terminology was "dat flank".

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ebcollis.bsky.social•5 days ago

Well it's very brave of you to come out as a brony.

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captaincommonsense.bsky.social•5 days ago

I know a precious little about a lot of things.

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ebcollis.bsky.social•5 days ago

Friendship is magic

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sanlmc.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂🤣😂

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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social•6 days ago

He had trouble saying his vows because he was feeling a little horse.

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dlarue16.bsky.social•6 days ago

You got the mane point

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nintendoriley.bsky.social•6 days ago

I think she look pretty in that dress but from that shot, it looks like she’s infected. Becoming a were-horse or something.

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sovereignheir.bsky.social•5 days ago

From NATIVE commercial perhaps?🤔🤣

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wings29.bsky.social•6 days ago

She's running the Kentucky Derby after the Honeymoon.

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hollycruz.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂 good one

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kingjames88.bsky.social•6 days ago

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mochene.bsky.social•6 days ago

That’s gonna be some wild wedding night. What is she, 13 hands high?

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vectron5.bsky.social•6 days ago

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fullmeow.bsky.social•6 days ago

That man is going to need a stool.

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bckjnj.bsky.social•6 days ago

Reminds me of this performance...

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matthew-ds9.bsky.social•6 days ago

Do they call that "Reverse CatherinetheGreat"?

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bauntarbara.bsky.social•6 days ago

Gershon always was a leg man.

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fatmadt.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah, but four of them? Kinda greedy.
LoL

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hourlyoutrage.bsky.social•6 days ago

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fatmadt.bsky.social•6 days ago

and they say that fairy tale weddings don't exist.

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masonman250.bsky.social•6 days ago

Listening to “she ain’t pretty, she just looks that way” as this post came across my feed.

Too funny.

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agentsmithy.bsky.social•6 days ago

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bertdoggie.bsky.social•6 days ago

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teikae.bsky.social•6 days ago

His pick up line: Hey, Girl.

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dlarue16.bsky.social•6 days ago

Is this comedic sa-tyr? 😄😄😄lol

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kamengaming.bsky.social•6 days ago

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avagne.bsky.social•6 days ago

So good!

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pilesoflaughter.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤣

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ravensongfarm.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂😂

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chrismeeks.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sugar cube night!

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swojack.bsky.social•6 days ago

This photo and your joke made me think of the Far Side comics. Well done.

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totallypaula.bsky.social•6 days ago

😅😂🤣

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hiphoppip.bsky.social•6 days ago

@lucahjin.bsky.social @protonjon.bsky.social

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docstar.bsky.social•6 days ago

@genodellamorte.bsky.social 😘

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bionicdance.bsky.social•6 days ago

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ladyevenstarbpe.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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blandpotato.bsky.social•6 days ago

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candylan.org•6 days ago

who? who the fuck is it
and does she know any mermaids

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bradleejay.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'm guessing they're not putting this wedding picture on their mantle.

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representthepeople.bsky.social•6 days ago

Instant follow

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portablerockart.bsky.social•6 days ago

That's good for a follow.

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lilnibbler.bsky.social•6 days ago

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wedgewoodundead.bsky.social•6 days ago

two knees in each leg AND a bone tail?

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lilnibbler.bsky.social•6 days ago

There's also a 90 degree bend in the spine that can't be good

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coyotte.bsky.social•6 days ago

Hoofed mermaid.

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basementjatzz.bsky.social•6 days ago

Short king

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yetanothergeekguy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Bah-Dum-Tsch

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glolovesbooks.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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rrmass.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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swordsmark.bsky.social•6 days ago

She may have been a bit horse but she still made it through the wedding ceremony.

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dlarue16.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’m bridling at you words….

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juliaann.bsky.social•6 days ago

👏🏻

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angrynerdbird.bsky.social•6 days ago

Hey @jongraywb.bsky.social 👆

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michaelmeister.bsky.social•6 days ago

Owl always love you-

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jefferton.bsky.social•6 days ago

My country friends always tell me to stay away from horse girls.

This whole time I've been operating under the impression they meant like girls who like horses. 😅

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sulali.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤭 overheard

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julesmt.bsky.social•6 days ago

@silverfox1973.bsky.social

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captaincommonsense.bsky.social•6 days ago

I always knew that lady from the Native Whole Body commercials would find the right guy.

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steven831.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤦🏾

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tiddlewok.bsky.social•6 days ago

I started giggling at this. My wife asked what I was laughing at; I showed her.

Her (deadpan, to me): you’re an idiot.

Thanks for that.

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brickmahoney.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is illegal in many states.

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brickmahoney.bsky.social•6 days ago

Less so, the souther you go I think.

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sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•6 days ago

That fits.

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celebison.bsky.social•6 days ago

@lucahjin.bsky.social someone leaked your and Jon’s wedding photo

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thewynoh.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Bridle party, or groom?"

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michal-tova.bsky.social•6 days ago

In hindsight, it was pretty obvious.

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goaskalis.bsky.social•6 days ago

I will never forgive you for that

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lanelipton.bsky.social•6 days ago

if only someone felt that way about meEEEEheeeheeehiiiiiiiii.

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mardigroan.bsky.social•6 days ago

But he wouldn't use a bridle.

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saltylibpdx.bsky.social•6 days ago

MAGA

Trans- no way
Gay - no way

But this, sure thing 🤣

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angelallday.bsky.social•6 days ago

Next thing you know, there will be an executive order to ban horse-dating

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mikenret.bsky.social•6 days ago

Haha

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enemyfromwithin25.bsky.social•6 days ago

Although their relationship seemed Stable, it didn’t last Furlong.

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gregdoheny.bsky.social•6 days ago

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heather-alexis.bsky.social•6 days ago

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"Nay"

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synonymist.bsky.social•6 days ago

"Neigh", nay?

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dlarue16.bsky.social•6 days ago

Nay, twill never work out

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synonymist.bsky.social•6 days ago

I dunno. I’m seeing love in their… hindquarters.

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dlarue16.bsky.social•6 days ago

Tis true. We’ll see how this tail turns out….

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oldblindjohn.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ne t to flatulence a pun is the highest form of humor.

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pittsburghmrs.bsky.social•5 days ago

True story…I pet one of the Budweiser Clydesdales when I was 5. I’m having this moment with this amazing creature and I hear people gasping behind me. I had no idea at the time what I was looking at. I started crying thinking I broke him. But what was before me was indeed a massive erection. RUINED.

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