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When I jumped off, I had a bucket full of thoughts ⭕️ LPC, Catering Director, Bartender, Curvivor, she/her CancelStudentDebt💙🩵💙🩵
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I have an intermittent regular who bases bartender tips on how they respond to liking the current administration, and I kind of want to ban him for good.

Pupdate: she’s gonna be fine but she’s so sad bc we can’t play

NEW PRINT “America’s Sweetheart #2”. A portrait of Luigi Mangione, drawn from life, for The Verge $20 from each sale goes to a cancer patient’s GoFundMe, because that’s the actual healthcare system of this Hunger Games country Mollycrabapple.com/shop

My poor baby 😭😭😭 she’s gonna be fine. Stray dogs aren’t super common in our neighborhood & Mona almost always stays in our yard. But I’ve learned my lesson & will never let her leave my site again. (Her drainage wound is covered for any of yall who get woozy at the site of an open wound).

Mona got attacked by a stray dog. Y’all tell me it’s okay to leave her at the emergency vet over night 😭

OJ Simpson proved if you’re iconically awful enough, you can get an entire car-type eradicated from the manufacturing. Time to bully cyber truck owners harder.

Jasmine Crockett and her snowflake adorned blazer last night was ::chefs kiss::

Sen. Sanders: This is a government that could care less about ordinary Americans and working families.We are no longer moving toward oligarchy. We are living in an oligarchic society.

Trump slashes pediatric cancer research while showing off his guest… a cancer ridden Child. He is the enemy. His Evil knows no bounds. #SOTU #republican #Terrorists

Trump is canceling aid because someone dared to stand up to him? What a whiney weak little boy. And everyone making an excuse for this is a beta. Children

#EconomicBlackout

Don’t spend your money at any large corporations today! Small businesses only! #economicblackout

Little Bubby Child is my favorite thing the world wide web has provided thus far.

BREAKING: Elon Musk tries to get Verizon's FAA contract canceled -- so that he can give the $2.4 BILLION contract to his Starlink company Musk is literally going into the government -- and pocketing billions for himself MASSIVE conflicts of interest -- 100% ILLEGAL

The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.

Denied yet another phish lotto. Shocking. My supports wains with each lottery unfulfilled.

Yes it is. 😡😡😡😡😡😡 #KKK #Nazi #Fascist

A customer came in today and, not only did they bring their own food, THEY BROUGHT A RAW T BONE STEAK & claimed they had a medical condition that required them to eat raw meat. Absolute insanity. Yes, we asked them to leave. And yes, they pitched a fit as if we were the ones in the wrong.

I love starting my . on my only day off and getting to deal with pain the entire day.

Sitting here watching Love on the Spectrum with a shit eating grin the whole time. Holy crap, so adorable!!!

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

Mona loves her new sectional🥰

Don’t worry millennials: it will be our turn to lock into 30 year mortgages when we’re 89.

You know you’re crushing life when your local taco truck sends you bday wishes🥹🥰🥹I love them so much

The health department showing up after a federal holiday lunch rush is freaking cruel.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president