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paigethamaige.bsky.social
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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

yo mr kropotkin is it mutual aid to suck lots of cock?

enough wasting my time rethinking bad stuff: I will return to my pleasant musings on the multiple ways a spider MILF might devour me

Lovecraft’s cat is actually named John Lennon Beat His Wife.

i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive

Hi all, We’re still here at OPM. We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building. Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.

You can read our story, which broke the news, here: hellgatenyc.com/nyu-langone-...

🚨TRUMP IS TRYING TO BAN HEALTHCARE FOR TRANS KIDS🚨 NYU Langone is one of the few hospitals in the country that's begun withholding life-saving healthcare for trans kids. Join us for an emergency rally tomorrow. Demand NYU Langone reverse this decision! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ actionnetwork.org/events/prote...

this is the official western kabuki discord pokemon fuckability tier list that was created in the punishment gulag channel

30th Birthday is going to rock

The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

trump literally made made cuts to all major airline safety administrations day 2. this crash is easily and inarguably his fault

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Just gonna leave this here for no reason whatsoever

Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.

they took this from you

Real excited for this mixed shoegaze, hardcore, doom, deathrock bill coming up!

Often “I want to be a girl because it’s cool” is a stray thought that lives in someone for decades as their soul withers and dies, as dysphoria consumes them. Eventually they realise that it was an expression of their true inner self all along. Transitioning “just because” could save them from that.

Wow, I haven’t seen a Washington team blow a winnable game by making a bunch of unforced errors since [detained by paramilitary security force in lifted truck]

trent reznor is included in t4t

Am I the only one around here who still likes woke and pc culture

rubbing my face in my girlfriends armpit then kissing her so she can see what it would be like to kiss her own armpit is a sacred act of romance and she appreciates None of it

Can’t spell age gap without AGP send skeet

Why as a man do you need borders

[Mexico City, Mexico] Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building. Via Ghost of Durruti

couldnt find the original so i remade it

Prove her wrong.

This is the first @margaret.bsky.social book I’ve read. A little over halfway through and like I’ve never read a fantasy book that feels so relevant to the current day before. Highly recommend. Reminds me of Ursula K LeGuin in the best way

I’m like Kurt Godel if he was a dumb tranny

Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

Almost rear-ended this Jeep trying to get a pic of its patriotic butthole tire cover for @murderxbryan.bsky.social

going on a date with my dog's wife's boyfriend's partner's girlfriend

likely thing for a cybertruck to do

Just took my first shit in Canada ama

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