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ACAB, BLM, Free Palestine Deny, Defend, Depose He/they, 30, Addictions Counselor Howdy! I'm a GM for my Pathfinder 2e group, an ally of the LGBT+, and a massive dork. Pfp & banner by @gothicrift.bsky.social
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Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

Elderly and disabled people told Congress that cutting Medicaid could kill people and in response, they were arrested in their wheelchairs. What the hell are we doing?

Thanks for your vote of confidence…I guess?! Unlike you, I’d actually be focused on the American people—the issues they’re facing, making sure folks have healthcare, and consulting with Congress before dropping bombs on another country.

Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

Repost w/ the five shows you would be happy to rewatch over and over again, as your sole tv diet. 👀 Scooby Doo 👀 🎵 Looney Tunes 🎵 🐱 Tom & Jerry 🐭 👻 The Twilight Zone 👻 💎 Steven Universe 💎

Self-deportation isn’t a thing. ICE forced this Hawaiʻi resident to leave the country. He’s lived in the US for nearly 50 years, served in the military, received a Purple Heart for being shot in combat, but is being forced to leave for a drug offense.

This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome

Catastrophic.

The Onion's Ben Collins discusses the importance of reassuring readers that they're "not going nuts" in Trump's authoritarian America

I had a REALLY lovely time talking to @milesklee.bsky.social at Rolling Stone about why The Onion is thriving. It's because we're one of the only legacy outlets unafraid to accurately reflect the mood of this country. That mood? Everyone fucking hates this. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Dear Dems: this is what we want. This is who we want. Listen to us.

Can't stress this enough! If you're an "ally" voting to limit internet access, you're carrying water for Heritage Foundation, Mom For Liberty, NCOSE and Christian Nationalist movement. And if you're doing that, you're not welcome at Pride.

The magnificent @gothicrift.bsky.social gave me their old tablet- I don't think I've really drawn anything in about 12 years or so. Trying my hand at it again with Jyarimon and Gigimon (⁠。⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠。⁠) #digimon #digimonart #digitalart #beginnerartist

It's been 3 years since Dobbs, the decision that allowed states to ban abortion. Women have died, hospitals have shuttered, and millions of Americans now live in areas where they can face jail time for lifesaving medical care. If you are one of those people, you can get help at abortionfunds.org

remember when SpaceX was the well-run Musk company

Yes, I flipped off a bigot harassing toddlers at a drag queen story hour. No, I won't apologize for it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXd7...

Three years without the protections of Roe v. Wade. Three years of cruelty. Three years of women denied care, criminalized for miscarriages, and forced to cross state lines in crisis. Three years of the GOP screaming “freedom” while snatching away our bodily autonomy. (1/2)

It’s my 30th birthday 🥳💐💖 It’s also @badc4t.bsky.social and @koboldcourier.bsky.social birthdays,of whom I care dearly, we share a birthday, so if you’re gonna celebrate mine, they get to come too 😤

AOC: You are not aware that the Trump Department of Justice is investigating the largest insurance company in America for fraud of Medicare Advantage that you have jurisdiction over?

My sister in law campaigned for Zohran years back, and then I met him at AEW Grand Slam and he was such a great guy. To now see him doing what he’s doing is truly wild. He’s genuine and real and wants to help NY sincerely. Vote for him

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Oblivion has a secret co-op mode where two people each use half of a controller at the same time. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

I made matching pfps for myself and my partner’s favorite gems bc we’ve been binging Steven Universe together— this is his 1st time watching this is my 4th 🫣💖 we’re only just starting season 3! #stevenuniverse #stevenuniverseart #SUrosequartz #SUGarnet

Excited for art fight!

Honestly, even the Chinese and Russians never made me do this to get a visa. Even the North Koreans, who made me hand over my phone for the duration of my visit, never made this demand.

You’re beautiful. Make sure to tell yourself!

HUGE NEWS!!!! A new poll has me within single digits of leading in my race, ahead of FIVE other career politicians. This is incredible! I was a "long shot" in March. Now we’re proving that grassroots campaigns can be viable and win — but I can’t do it without your help.

People want new leadership, not the status quo entrenched in the longstanding complacency of the Democratic party. I hope capable people see Kat's momentum nationwide & consider running for office.

Wow: ICE Has Deported at Least 70 U.S. Citizens

My mom made hotdog themed cupcakes for a party yesterday 😭💖💖

The idea that War on Porn will only have positive outcomes! That it will only target "bad" stuff, that it doesn't require broad digital surveillance, or suppression of sexuality, or that it won't be turned against marginalized people. The same absolute hubris of these people.

If people really find this to be such an easy conclusion, then Congressional authority should be easy to get. So why don’t they insist on a vote? They know this isn’t “progressive” resistance. They want to marginalize it as such because on top of this war being ILLEGAL, it’s also deeply unpopular.

Trump’s attack against Iran is illegal and immoral. And any leader who tells you otherwise is lying to you.

Three of the best journalistic entities that are covering all this nonsense right are a parody newspaper, a teen mag, and a magazine for nerds, and I am grateful for them (The Onion, Teen Vogue, and Wired)

✅Illegal & expensive Tariff War ✅Illegal & callous decimation of the federal workforce. ✅Illegal invasion of Iran. REMIND ME, again… who are the “ILLEGALS?”

I’m so proud of the worlds best Elden Ring playing goldfish 😤 he’s living his best life

Trying to do the whole half-decade Iraq War discourse in 72 hours.

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They’re terrified of the people realizing their power. They’re terrified of anyone who actually wants to disrupt the status quo for anything besides profit. 📢 DON’T RANK CUOMO! 📢