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The U.S. government has put up a submission form for reporting schools who teach kids about “DEI.” It accepts file uploads. Internet, you know what to do enddei.ed.gov

a few years ago if you said "college republican clubs are hotbeds of white supremacism and enthusiastic support for rape" people looked at you like you were wearing a barrel on a street corner and if you said it today most people would still do that because the newspapers won't print it

APARTAMENTO NO RIO DE JANEIRO OPORTUNIDADE!!! R$4.200,00 + CONDOMÍNIO não aceita pet

At some point I just stopped thinking dunkey is funny. Unsure if this is a me thing or a dunkey thing.

USA: freedom of expression Xandão: your hand on my erection

EUA: liberdade de expressão Xandão: meu pau na sua mão

Dear developers, Take this as a sign that preserving your source code could not only be a huge good will maneuver but also a way to ensure your work becomes a legacy that lives beyond its feasible profitability. Make it a part of your workflow. Make it a part of your legal process.

toda vaga 6x1 exigindo ensino superior e fluência em inglês com um "salário a combinar" que com certeza não vai ser mais de 2k tem uma dessas por trás

the ongoing new lavender scare has been hard for me to grapple with. if you are transgender do not get caught doing anything illegal and do not say anything anywhere that the state would want to prosecute you over. genuinely, be careful and prepare however you can

parem de digitar 4rma, su1c1dio, 5uruba, p4u de 0cul0s, com número porra. Isso aqui não é Instagram pra ter algoritmo regulando o que você escreve ou deixa de escrever Seja claro no que você quer falar

Eu e meus advogados estamos plenamente cientes do ataque transfóbico cometido contra mim, neste domingo, pelo narrador da Fórmula 1, Sérgio Maurício, afastado hoje da Band. A transfobia é crime no Brasil, e apesar das tentativas de relativizá-la, faremos a Justiça prevalecer. +👇🏽

the thing about hrt is that it is not other medication. it does not require titration. you do not have to, and categorically should not, start at the lowest possible dosage. the only reason this happens is because transition is seen as a fail state of "side effects" that doctors want to discourage.

a succubus womb tattoo would fix me

O “autor” se denomina “escritor visual” É fácil demais ser 1- homem 2- pegar otario. 3- aparecer no jornal como se fosse relevante

imagina um executivo olhar pra isso aqui e pensar "hmmm esse negócio de live service tá dando mt dinheiro, vamos investir nisso" mas aí você vai ver e todos os títulos tem tipo 10 anos de mercado... esse executivo teria uma péssima surpresa né ainda bem que isso nunca aconteceu nessa indústria

It feels like there's constant never ending news cycles of companies that were bought by venture capital, saddled with massive debt because the new owners took out absurd loans in its name, then it goes bankrupt

ACAB

Se eu falar o que tem que fazer com o juiz médio a PF bate aqui na porta.

Pessoal caga demais na nossa cabeça né? O TJ-RO simplesmente ressuscitou o quinquênio, que havia sido extinto pelo CNJ em 2006. E melhora: eles estão recebendo RETROATIVO! Os juízes de Rondônia receberam em 2024 o valor acumulado entre 2006 e 2022!

As 4 Casas de Brasilis 🔴 Casa da Mãe Joana 🟢 Casa-Grande 🟡 Casa Muito Engraçada 🔵 Casa do Caralho

The couple that grunts for worms together, stays together 😌❤️

"They Live", John Carpenter (1988)

Video Games are all about wish fulfillment and player empowerment. That's why I made Spectra the world's first game to let you grab a cop's gun :)

Lembrem-se, amiguinhos, reclamar em rede social não conta como militância, ok?

what you know about atriums?

getting new cars every couple of years is one of those consumption things we need to make illegal. if you buy a car you need to make a death pact with it, you cannot get a new one until it’s dead and buried

Don't open discord before properly waking up 🪶📜

Biting a nice butt would fix me, I'm sure.

coming this holiday season

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sorrindo de orelha à orelha com isso

i see allies mess this up so: "biological sex" to mean sex at birth is completely unscientific. you gotta stop using it. quit saying "biological females" to describe cis women, etc i am biologically female. calling me biologically male makes as much sense as saying my biological weight is 8 pounds

Pedido de desculpas pro agiota feito pelo ChatGPT, bem-vindos ao futuro

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