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pancakeslut.bsky.social
Elmo can go fuck himself
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All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money. Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side. #RebelAllianceForever

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Sell your Tesla. ❌ Sell your Cybertruck. ❌ Get off Twitter. ❌ Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌ Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻 #resist

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Just had a scoot around Facebook, first time in a while, noticed there’s suddenly loads of heartwarming “Elon’s a great guy” stories. I guess oligarchs stick together and Zuckerberg’s just as massive a cunt as Musk

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc...

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I thought those Russian oligarchs were bad enough when they were buying half of London, but that President Musk is really showing them to be be fucking amateurs

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This nails it perfectly.

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Nailed it!

submitted 65 days ago • 214 comments

elon’s entire userbase left him like one of his wives

submitted 95 days ago • 109 comments

This is real. I’m serious about this. Who’s with me?

submitted 100 days ago • 564 comments

This is Bear, he’s probs going to be popping up on here a lot

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Here's a hunch: the notion that BlueSky is some kind of liberal Valhalla where the woke have retreated from the cut-and-thrust of the real world on X is already stale. I think the wave of new joiners are mostly people of various political stripes simply fed up of incivility and vitriol.

submitted 100 days ago • 77 comments

There it is

submitted 100 days ago • 451 comments

What’s next? Don Jr being tapped to run the DEA?

submitted 100 days ago • 616 comments

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight

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Fox Contrib Ben Domenech: “Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted piece of shit. He smells like Axe Body Spray & Astroglide. He’s a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pushing an ever-thinner nose & higher cheekbones like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers.”

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Dear America, Today’s the day we gave up on you. Love the Rest of the World

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The top five autumn coffees you'll sound like a twat for ordering

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Twat

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I am also 53. 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 169 days ago • 13 comments

Decided my first post on this here Bluesky would be of Bear

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