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pangsnoodles.bsky.social
Lacrosse and soccer nerd
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Look, it’s never not going to be funny dunking on JD Vance on the Internet, least of all because he’s so terminally online that you know he fucking cares about it

submitted 17 hours ago • 34 comments

Already dealing with too much currently to see a Zoomer wearing a knit cap in a heatwave. Knock it off.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

I love when the weather isn’t shit in Columbus. I can walk to the store, gym, and bike to work and my girlfriend’s house. Very pleased with how little I need to use my car this week

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

submitted 24 days ago • 349 comments

It's one of my favorite threads of the year on Facebook. People who listened to Rise Against, who didn't know what their politics were.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

❤️

submitted 32 days ago • 467 comments

It’s strange to watch Americans memorialize soldiers who died for democracy whilst they giddily embrace fascism.

submitted 33 days ago • 525 comments

I yearn for the times when I knew nothing about Bill Belichick's life outside of football besides "he likes lacrosse"

submitted 37 days ago • 66 comments

Taking my girlfriend to her first #hellisreal game. She’s seen me be an absolute hooligan at a crew game before…she has no idea how bad it’s going to be tonight. I’m going to insult the culinary skills, fat ankles, and poor choice in boot colors of the cinci players so hard

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

submitted 43 days ago • 49 comments

Happy 26th birthday to the only soccer stadium that has ever mattered. #Crew96

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

Just got tickets to USA vs Japan. About the only time I’m patriotic is at USA soccer games but we’ll be playing my beloved samurai, Endo. I am conflicted.

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Today is the last practice of the year for Ohio middle school lacrosse. It’s my favorite one cause I’ll suit up and practice to just boost my ego that I’m better at an incredibly difficult sport than a bunch of 13-14 year olds.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

This is The Last Supper now.

submitted 50 days ago • 259 comments

I will get the original crew logo tattooed on my face if Catholics around the world start supporting the fire (not really, I’m scared of needles)

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

reup a classic

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Cole Palmer is infinitely more successful and talented than me, but he has such a shit haircut

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

submitted 56 days ago • 4 comments

I’m so smug about liverpool winning the league yesterday. Throw a prayer up for the sanity of my Arsenal and United supporting friends.

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This time of the year when it’s sunny and 70 is my favorite part of coaching. Time to work on my farmers tan

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Hard pass. 🤢

submitted 66 days ago • 1762 comments

❌ let's get that bread ❌ let's get that cheddar ✅ let's get that cheesy bread

submitted 72 days ago • 128 comments

Zero percent chance our fat fuck of a president is the same height and weight I am.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

#lfc

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

#crew96

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

For $147 im giving away my secrets to financial freedom in 2025

submitted 81 days ago • 23 comments

I love you Canada, but suck it Montreal impact #crew96

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

submitted 85 days ago • 820 comments

Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors

submitted 88 days ago • 224 comments

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

IS IT FAIR TO COMPARE KLOPP TO JESUS? WATCH AND DECIDE 👀

submitted 91 days ago • 4 comments

i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out

submitted 94 days ago • 1202 comments

Today, I am calling on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and other top officials in the Trump administration to resign immediately due to their reckless and unlawful disclosure of national security secrets. Their actions have put our country at risk, and immediate accountability is necessary

submitted 94 days ago • 506 comments

My bracket is in first for my office’s March madness pool. I’m already drunk with power and it’s not even 9am yet #marchmadness

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Americans are going hungry under Trump. Food banks across the country — already strained by deep cuts to locally grown food programs — the U.S. Department of Agriculture is canceling $500 million in expected food deliveries, further disrupting aid as demand continues to grow.

submitted 97 days ago • 170 comments

AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense. I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...

submitted 98 days ago • 1107 comments

Thou shalt not let anti-science imbeciles destroy the Department of Education so everyone can be as stupid as they are.

submitted 98 days ago • 218 comments

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

submitted 102 days ago • 625 comments

The full banana kit is beautiful and will always be truest visualization of #Crew96.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I’m riding in Pelotonia again where all the proceeds go to cancer research at OSU. Since federal funding has been cut to the NIH, and cancer research as a result, it’s more important than ever to donate. No amount is too small to make a difference here www.pelotonia.org/profile/AP85...

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Having meatloaf for breakfast. BECOME UNGOVERNABLE, EMBRACE CHAOS

submitted 105 days ago • 328 comments

reupping this for obvious reasons

submitted 107 days ago • 22 comments

Can you all just admit that the GOP never gave a fuck about veterans?

submitted 108 days ago • 604 comments

Mo Salah makes me want to convert to Islam #lfc

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

The only king I will ever recognize

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Donold backtracks on tariffs on Canada and Mexico again LOL

submitted 112 days ago • 386 comments

Even the most stringent of French critics would agree…👨‍🎨 🖼️

submitted 113 days ago • 5 comments