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pankisseskafka.bsky.social
his outsized sense of justice turned him into a robber and a murderer
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Back on my extreme bullshit

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Fred: I hate leggings Also Fred: designs new uniform that doesn't have leggings but then adds them anyway (Photo via Gymnastics Now)

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

What a weak little babby. Barack Obama just put on a coat and toughed it out like a MAN

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I just forced myself through the latest NYT simper piece where a bunch of “real man trump supporters” (who definitely aren’t three operatives in a trench coat) parrot right wing talking points unchallenged, and I hate the New Old Masculinity so much. Gonna be a long four years.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re sad that TikTok is dying and burnt out on micro media, I have great news for you, which is that nobody asked for it, but I decided to make my blog live again like it’s 2004! pankisseskafka.com

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

We've been making music with instruments since the Paleolithic (30k+ years)+ since we were human (300k), voice songs+ percussion w stones/sticks (because its what we do). Music makes us feel alive and gives us purpose and shape and beauty. Fuck every last AI bro who thinks that is replaceable

submitted 47 days ago • 16 comments

Wut

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Got called Mrs. Schuman 13 minutes after introducing myself as Dr. Schuman (while projecting “Dr Schuman” on my intro slide) today, gotta be a new record

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Jordan Chiles’ new routine is PRINCE and I am LOSING MY MIND

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Oh not much, just thinking bout how “fit” in academic job search lingo means “hi we only hire neurotypical sycophants” and also you actually interact w/ your academic colleagues approx 3x a year so who cares

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Waymo is peak American innovation. With way less money they could have built a reliable public transport network, but instead someone was like "what if we could find a way for empty vehicles to contribute to traffic too? There's no reason we can't have more cars on the road than there are drivers"

submitted 60 days ago • 120 comments

Good morning ONLY to other people who can only wear Danskos now

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I got a lotta problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

I have GOT to slow down on the nespresso pods, I do not have this kind of money what have I done

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Birbs

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I tried to set an OOO today so that students worried about their grades would know I was away for the weekend and instead somehow the default OOO settings SPAMMED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSITY and now my account is in Microsoft Jail!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

This is my OOO starting tomorrow. Teaching is everything to me but this term’s onslaught of finals week urgency nearly did me in. It was probably only about 10 kids out of 75 who turned in nothing for 10 weeks and then finals was Negotiation Time but I AM TIRED YOUSE. I AM TIRED.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Today my daughter asked me if I was the class nerd and I said no, I was the class weirdo, it’s different

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

GOOD

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Half my inbox is students begging to turn in late work (they are allowed to, you don’t even have to beg!). The other half is students thanking me for being a wonderful instructor. This year I’m trying something new and instead of saying aww shucks I’m saying IT’S TRUE, I AM. Because I am.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Aw shuckssss.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I woke at five this morning to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. I have looked all around the house and I cannot find the hairball. I’m gonna get the worst Christmas surprise of all time.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Some say arsenic is poisonous to drink and could kill you, while others claim it’s delicious and nutritious. In today’s @latimes.com we look at #bothsides of this debate… 😬🙄

submitted 84 days ago • 101 comments

I already know that my 2025 resolution is going to be a resounding success because it is: be a bitch

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Says a lot that none of the mothers of his 45 precious Aryan children wanted him at their tables

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

2.5 years ago @mauricegriffin.bsky.social and I had our first date at a pizza place with terrible ambience on purpose in case it didn’t go great (then I’d be fine never going there again). Except now it’s been 2.5 years and I insist we redo our first date every 6 months with mid pizza whoops

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want to cast doubt on the impeccable dependability of google AI, but I don't remember this particular plot twist in du Maurier's REBECCA

submitted 93 days ago • 66 comments

@mauricegriffin.bsky.social 🫶🏻

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