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pankisseskafka.bsky.social
his outsized sense of justice turned him into a robber and a murderer
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Boooooo
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“I closed on Updog”
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Thank you! Like I said, I know who and what I am.
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I literally screamed
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Haha no it’s fine!
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Well, the way that the essays work in our program are different and I hope not as fatalistic, and I do teach them exactly why the AI is not their friend which they seem to enjoy. Thank you for the kind words! It took me 20 years to get this job, and I’m still shocked I did tbh
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At the time I was still thinking about Wittgenstein a lot, and so the idea was to try to “destroy” a form via successfully using the form, and as you can see, it went great. For me what this piece mostly reminds me is that I allowed myself to be used for clickbait once. (I don’t now.)
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The greatest irony of this of course is that if my students today wrote as well as my students did back when I wrote that piece, I would be so grateful. Anyway, I would like to keep my job now. Hooray?
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I’m spending all of winter break coming up with ways to stay ahead of the utterly mediocre soulless AIs and just begging the children to have a single solitary thought, so just know that I will never stop being punished for writing this piece
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I’m pretty sure I missed what I was trying to do on it to be fair
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I’ll be teaching composition until I die now, so it would be super cool if this did not resurface for long because my current view is far more nuanced
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FEATS OF STRENGTH
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You’re a disappointment
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EXACTLY
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"Yes, you could try knowing things but what if you could be shittier and dumber?!"
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Let the AIs teach, grade AND attend those MOOCs that were gonna destroy us before
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It’s true
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No way, haven’t you seen the SMILE franchise? A cautionary tale about how smiling is terrible and you should never do it? Wait what
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My favorite thing to do is look an academic man in the eyes when I say this
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I said what the fuck I said 😂 🤗
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Oh don’t worry I’m a natural