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panoptidog.bsky.social
he/him - new jersey poser, built for basements
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technologia

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

having long crossed into far pale, every step is further from home

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

What wonders I forget! The bees in their convoy, in Poly canyon. Buzzing in the air above the ravine. Coming from homes in the ridges, or from the bee boxes in the agriculture sector. Either way, a strange buzzing above my head. Thousands of bees every minute, feeding from the flowers out there.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

8 figure company and I can’t even shit without the stall doors opening on their own

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

@twiabp.bsky.social announce new album 'Dreams Of Being Dust' — hear lead single "Se Sufre Pero Se Goza"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

100% of Trotskyists stop selling newspapers right before they sell the newspaper that ignites the world revolution that overthrows capitalism and the degenerated workers’ states forever

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Since they’ve gotten a lot bigger in previous years, do you think I could turn a profit selling my vintage 2017 Pool Kids hand embroidered tiddy dad hat (barely worn)?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Draftcels seething over fragchads

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

once again left unsatisfied, unfulfilled, with blue balls, cucked even, by a severe thunderstorm warning

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

Summer storms be smelling Different

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Thunderstorm time lfg

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Compelling point, but I have already drawn you as the minim caste leafcutter ant and me as the major caste leafcutter ant

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I detest the poobification of it all

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Suck and fuck? More like snug and tucked, in my bed, sleeping. Honk, shoo, etc.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

A better world is possible if only we unite the cool dudes from around the globe. The hooners, the sick cunts, the rednecks, the chavs, the Indian farmers doing cool tractor tricks, these guys. A new international; the grillers’ international.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone’s talking about the #suckandfuckrave and i wish all the best to the suckers and fuckers. I hope both teams have fun

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Give me that Pat Tillman Memorial flavored Phorm™

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like it’s ecstatically true that Boost (the South Jersey regional oddity drink) will do a right-wing pivot at some point

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

concrete is a conspiracy by Big Shoe to sell more shoe

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

no kings except the fellas in the group chat

submitted 15 days ago • 20 comments

who & me

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

submitted 18 days ago • 388 comments

99% of shitlibs stop posting right before they make the perfect skeet that stops fascism forever

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them

submitted 20 days ago • 157 comments

Horror upon horror or let it all stay the same. Your head rarely breaks the surface to see it. Tomorrow you will forget. You will cook the meal and venture out and meet your obligations, then retire and cede yourself to me once again. And we will have learned nothing.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You’re not *literally* Harry DuBois, you’re just a normal depressed alcoholic and you need to get clean and probably see a therapist

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Tried to hold a door for someone at the last moment and failed, leading the door to close and lock. -10000 aura.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Oomfie lowkey swerved the mother car into on-cunt-ming traffic. Dozens slain.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

What if the Pale swallowing Elysium is just our memories of it taking the place of the real thing?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I should make a tier list of the water towers of Burlington county

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

the decemberists are just steampunk R.E.M.

submitted 487 days ago • 11 comments

I passed a guy on the interstate who has a hammer and sickle bumper sticker. He looked like Toby from The Office, which makes a lot of sense to me.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Several blind men describing your subversive activities at your HUAC hearing

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Representation in media is important. For example, in I Was a Teenage Exocolonist when the dad fucking died of alien hay fever I felt so seen. It really be like that.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

This is what I look like inside btw

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

hey girl~~ i'm totally maxxed out on secret alliances right now but i would love to help you betray your liege sometime!! let's keep in touch, kisses ttyl baiiii

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment