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I guess 'home of the brave' is referring to just one lady?

I feel like I missed some great abortion stuff on the internet today? anyone wanna fill me in?

100 that one girl vs 1 reaching out to me

Jfc I'm so glad it's over (the Hasan/H3 "debate")

power rangers in famous works of art: thread

Me when I forget I'm not on twitter-

Cumming to everyone who likes this posts pfp

Jarvis, give me the worldwide stats on penis size, I need to check something

The conservatives had it in the bag. It was donezo. PP is such an insufferable dickhead, so unattached from the Canadian people, he lost a gimme election AND lost his home riding. Absolutely flattened. Love to see a loser lose 🙏

*wipes brow* ok, next time, let's go a little more orange, ya?

There's very few things in life that can't be improved through the proper application of chocolate or alcohol

Hey Canada, please don't fuck this up 🙏

Fridges are just really big lunch boxes

I can hear her sing all the hits, and it's amazing

Pineapple thai curry and pre-spiced masala chicken drumsticks for dinner tonight, queen?

A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times using a gif

I don't know if it's the third day of having a fever talking, but this live action Mufasa movie absolutely slaps.

Do you think it's a requirement to lick someone's boom boom down if you become an informer? Or can I pass go and collect $200?

Cheese slaps so appropriately hard

Stew is the halfway point between gravy and soup

Fuck yall this was a banger (jk I love u guys)

Chocolate mini eggs and no sugar coke for breakfast queen?

Pat Macafee is living the best dudes-rock life a person can live. Love to see it 🥹