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Im not "drinking too many beers" rn. im "alternatively hydrating"

Showing hog on main again 😭

Thawed some squash soup i made in the fall. Hot dayum it was a juicy nugget

Who else up absolutely jerkin it?

my hearts username is captain creampie

Running a stud finder over myself and it beeps because I have a 2x4 lodged cannibal holocaust style through my body and also I’m sexy as f

Everytime someone surprises me i do a spit take but with my weener

What a dumb piece of shit

Im so tired and everyone in my house has decided to lose their gd minds today. please send memes or naturals (balls or boobs)

I hear america is having a pretty cool and chill time right now? Chat is this real?

someone at work asked what our "podcast was about" today... i didnt know how to explain this...

My message to Spotify-

Hello friends! I am very LIVE on the internet chatting shit with my mate. Come join but only if you want to hear about -Princess diana onlyfans? -Scotland tries to ban cats -Russian whale spy found dead!

Hello friends! I am very LIVE on the internet chatting shit with my mate. Come join but only if you want to hear about -Princess diana onlyfans? -Scotland tries to ban cats -Russian whale spy found dead!

3 hours until.podcast time. Stinky linky in bio. please come watch (you will enjoy it)

"The boss wants you to work late" I want to make ten times what I'm making, but Im guessing we won't get our wild requests granted today, will we?

That wasn’t very middle-aged woman jamming to bob marley of you

If you skeet what you love, you'll never post a day in your life

Another night shift on no sleep makes Ben a hornt boy. Why does my body/brain do thisssss 😭😭😭

I haven't smoked weed in days and it's starting to show with my posting (too horny)