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The world is a dumpster fire. Here's the unexpected thing keeping me sane. My column on the gloriously low stakes of working with random kids. And why when that 17th e-mail asking for volunteer coaches arrives, you should jump in. #GoCheesinators #FullSquad 🏀 ❤️ www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

man, everything about this story RULES: www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Wrote about Bob Uecker and what he meant to baseball. www.nytimes.com/athletic/606...

submitted 40 days ago • 6 comments

“The hands that built the country we’re always trying to keep out” - If you haven’t heard American Land by Bruce Springsteen go have a listen. It should be our national anthem

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

As a massive Prince fan... I couldn’t help myself.

submitted 62 days ago • 19 comments

“Four Christmases” is a Christmas Movie debate me you cowards

submitted 63 days ago • 27 comments

My column on the slow-building excellence of “A Man on the Inside” & its use of the Bay Area. Specifically Episode 7, which may be the greatest half hour of set-in-San Francisco television. 🌁❤️ www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...

submitted 69 days ago • 12 comments

I called up that shrink in Beverly Hills — you know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All-Right. He doesn’t take my insurance.

submitted 71 days ago • 16 comments

I'll straight up use viewer discretion even when that shit ISN'T advised.

submitted 73 days ago • 8 comments

Fool Me Once: Do Not Bet On The Nashville Scorpions In Week 14 Because It Is Not A Real Team

submitted 83 days ago • 16 comments

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

submitted 84 days ago • 83 comments

ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir BOSS: no, you’re just terrible at this job

submitted 85 days ago • 9 comments

Fact: The Counting Crows lyric “it’s been a long December” was written halfway through the first day of December.

submitted 87 days ago • 145 comments

So thankful for y'all. Thankful for new beginnings. Thankful for thick gravy and loud laughter under blue skies and whatnot.

submitted 90 days ago • 20 comments

🚨 Brandon Crawford officially retired today after living out his dream by becoming a Giants franchise icon (via Alex Pavlovic)

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Look, I know things are terrible now… That’s it.

submitted 91 days ago • 23 comments

Rest in peace, Jim Abrahams. Airplane! and The Naked Gun and Top Secret! were hilarious, but nothing beats Police Squad! youtu.be/QS6ViQtNfQo?...

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

You can also see the evolution of this in the later films made by some but not all of the original ZAZ trio. Leslie Nielsen starts mugging for the camera in the Naked Gun sequels, some of the Hot Shots actors play like they know it's a comedy, etc. Still enough funny jokes to compensate, but...

submitted 92 days ago • 5 comments

The well never runs dry. Fun #Prince groove from 2002 appears out of nowhere this week. #Prince4Ever m.youtube.com/watch?v=8wx3...

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this

submitted 93 days ago • 3 comments