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Raver, wrestler, martial artist, gamer trash and general degenerate, trained by Stoner U. Available for 2025 bookings, DM for details he/him
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polygon and giant bomb dead in the same week is just unfathomable

submitted 6 hours ago • 41 comments

Getting a job in games media seemed almost unattainable when I broke in back in 2005. In the years since, it’s become almost impossible and ultimately inadvisable. I can’t imagine trying to break in today. Independent is pretty much the only option now. Support your favorite creators directly.

submitted 8 hours ago • 77 comments

Well, that was a dream come true. Knew it wouldn't last, though. Out of a job at the moment. But I'll always be doing patreon.com/gamemess

submitted 6 hours ago • 569 comments

It’s absolutely vital that we support independent media. Please seek out sites like @aftermath.site, @404media.co, @remapradio.bsky.social, and @rascalnews.bsky.social and, if you can, sign up for a paid subscription. Pick up a paid sub for your favourite podcast or newsletter. Media is dying.

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

submitted 18 days ago • 366 comments

Happy May Day

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out

submitted 168 days ago • 16 comments

Bad week for games media. Much love to the hard working games journalists and entertainers out there. Hope you all land on your feet

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

i'm so hireable. you want to hire me so bad

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

The plot of Death Note could never happen to me because I’d only use the Death Note for just and righteous reasons

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

We love BART-Man

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

submitted 2 days ago • 188 comments

Ravedigger's psychedelic special, in indica purple or sativa green

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

going to hagnuts if anyone wants anything

submitted 366 days ago • 17 comments

6 matches at a festival yesterday, what a rager. 3 rumbles, 3 matches, one gnarly sunburn, Graves brought the rave

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Fear the Old Blood

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Every time I see one of these I am filled with a violent rage

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

submitted 5 days ago • 83 comments

Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Hope all you sickos got your Switch 2 preorders. I'm probably waiting for the monkey game

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin

submitted 8 days ago • 47 comments

For all the people up in arms against the "mafia" that is SAG, here's a cause. Instead of going after striking voice actors, demand the guild stand with our Canadian allies against the MPA. Being Hashtag Union Strong means supporting other unions in their own fights.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Looking into some #NYC tattoo shops to guestspot soon in May! I love doing silly weird creepy things

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

People fighting to preorder a Switch 2 tonight

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Leg day got me feeling like day 3 of 3 at a festival. 1RM block pull for 425, backdowns at 70% for 3x5, then four rounds of multiple single leg exercises. Got those baby deer legs going up and down stairs Really glad there were some tech house tunes to keep things moving

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The Democratic Party when a socialist attempts to push their establishment leftwards

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

flattery will get you everywhere 😌✨✨

submitted 10 days ago • 28 comments

I made a logo encompassing the AU Gundam series of SRW Y

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

absolutely fucking excellent review holy shit

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

Because of the dual holiday, instead of saying “I’m so high,” you need to say “I have risen”

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

pt 2 - #spaceghost moltar being a sailor moon otaku

submitted 57 days ago • 6 comments

I finished all the original DKC games and have circled back to Banjo Kazooie. I might actually 100% this one

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

submitted 12 days ago • 399 comments

Easter is coming up soon…

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My roommates are seeing Dragon Ball for the first time and we just met Mr. Popo. They were understandably distressed

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments