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papito.bsky.social

Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot

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Nice day to remember why we live up here and and a reminder to be grateful for it

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

submitted 11 hours ago • 389 comments

Large twitter account now on bluesky seeing only ten likes for their AI post of musk and trump french kissing :

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Laugh at this if you want, but all these tests will be well worth the cost when Elon and a bunch of his buddies finally fuck off to Mars and get vaporized 20 seconds into the trip

submitted 13 hours ago • 9 comments

Some of yous belong on anti-social media.

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

some ants have big butts

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

JD Vance’s dick probably covered in crumbs and loose change

submitted 329 days ago • 37 comments

if people want to post better and get more engagement they simply need to learn how to release their inhibitions and feel the rain on their skin

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Lmao. nerd.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This goat seriously SCREAMED at me so I screamed back and he fainted and it’s like omfg get your shit together you dramatic asshole

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Bruce, but 5’6”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Push and pull. Push through the bad shit, pull up to do it again

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Im done. Today was a lot

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

nobody says "tomahto," be serious

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submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Cant believe noone invites me to the poasters chats i h8 yall

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

Don't be a little bitch with your "micro" plastics. Really commit and eat a whole BigWheel.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

We’re waaaay too hot to be a cop

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

John Cena already turned heel

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Middle schooler tried telling me “I don’t think parents are allowed “to the eighth grade graduation lmao

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Boss “ we need to make sure everyone brings something to the table” What I bring to the table:

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

there should be a communal mood pool that u can deposit into when youre having a good one or withdraw from when youre having a bad one. there should be a strategic hope reserve for days that are bad for everyone

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Had a day where I was just sort of a jerk in every single encounter. so when that lady crop dusted me at Freddy’s in a checkout line I figure I deserved it.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Wildly underrated regional banger post

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

the friend of your enemy is probs gonna wipe you off the map ngl

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

can't say "hang it in the louvre" anymore thanks obama

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

sees son sticking a plastic fork into a socket ME: Now that's not the way to conduct yourself! I'm surrounded by dads who high five me forever

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

I’m a solid 10 years older than the other dads in the baseball game I got suckered into. Wish my hamstring luck.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i think more professional spaces should offer nitrous to get u through stuff that sucks. like the dmv for example

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments