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papito.bsky.social
Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot
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Nate is the son of a friend of mine and any info you have could be helpful. If you could share, that would help as well.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Just hit a Rottweiler turd with a weed eater and guys I might not ever shake what just happened to my face.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

This man might be Jesus the way they trying to crucify him

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Live, Love, Like where are my nunchucks

submitted 153 days ago • 2 comments

Seems significant somehow that the thing that would most energize the Democratic base is if approximately 90-99% of currently elected Democrats were to be primaried into retirement.

submitted 18 hours ago • 15 comments

Smoke if you got em I guess. Shits about to get bad

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

submitted 1 day ago • 803 comments

me promising my younger siblings i am not gonna smack them in the head again

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

it’s called a radish because they weren’t sure yet

submitted 237 days ago • 12 comments

Peanuts (1950): Balding and depressed, a young boy navigates a neighborhood of unsupervised children with the help of a sarcastic dog and an unlicensed psychiatrist.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. There’s a human named Apple out there, y’all. Don’t forget.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I stress ate so much this week that I legit had to take my shirt off in order to put socks on because bending over would’ve ripped the sleeves out the back. How’s your evening going?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If you got beat up while wearing Meta or Google glasses, it was probably because of everything else in your personality

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ketchup on a hotdog is antisemitic.

submitted 2 days ago • 66 comments

We are TIRED Put the cocaine back into Coca Cola Put the meth back into 4 Loko Put the cum back into Squirt

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

Sometimes you have to just do the hard shit you hate to get where you wanna go in life

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Bigfoot is real and wants to integrate into human society, but he can't go anywhere because of our ubiquitous no-shoes-no-shirt policies, and he can't purchase shoes or shirts because he can't enter stores. It's like the chicken and the egg conundrum.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Nice day to remember why we live up here and and a reminder to be grateful for it

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

submitted 3 days ago • 450 comments

Large twitter account now on bluesky seeing only ten likes for their AI post of musk and trump french kissing :

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Laugh at this if you want, but all these tests will be well worth the cost when Elon and a bunch of his buddies finally fuck off to Mars and get vaporized 20 seconds into the trip

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Some of yous belong on anti-social media.

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

some ants have big butts

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

JD Vance’s dick probably covered in crumbs and loose change

submitted 332 days ago • 37 comments

if people want to post better and get more engagement they simply need to learn how to release their inhibitions and feel the rain on their skin

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

Lmao. nerd.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

This goat seriously SCREAMED at me so I screamed back and he fainted and it’s like omfg get your shit together you dramatic asshole

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments