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My LUTI history: Season 8: D7 w/ Team Carrot^ Season 13: D5 w/ Outclassed Season 14: D4 w/ Future Sight Season 16: D2 w/ magnolia In back-to-back seasons I went up one division, if I skipped one I went up 2. Statistically speaking by season 18 I’ll be DX.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

magnolia in LUTI D2 let’s go!!! 2 division increase for me since i last played two seasons ago. #compsplatoon

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

February monthly review: Hedit is really fun now that I understand the weapon better, favoring it over pen for a lot right now. Also played with friends more casually hence more weapons I played for a few games. #splatoon

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My pickup for H-town needs +1 more. It doesn't really matter the weapon, just so long as you have some competitive experience! Re-posts are greatly appreciated as we only have a few days to finalize our registration. 🫶

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

NO KRAKEN CHEESE FOR YOU This game got me back into 2400 :) #splatoon #compsplatoon

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Sunset Surge x @houstonsplatoon.bsky.social TO +2 Podcast TONIGHT!!!! Starring: @pepe.sunsetsurge.ink 🔥 @shinypikmin.sunsetsurge.ink 🔥 vs @diolass.bsky.social 🦀 @general-storm1.bsky.social 🦀 Producer: @krakenmare.bsky.social Check it out here at 6pm PT/9pm ET: www.youtube.com/live/4MxeqYC...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

[ #DrawingDudeLenArt ] Alright, I'm allowed to post this now. I worked on @houstonsplatoon.bsky.social's upcoming LAN poster! We're a few more days from the event. Hope to see you there! 💚 www.newgrounds.com/art/view/dra...

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Shoutout to my memory. I can barely keep track of what tasks need to be done on any given day but boy can I remember exactly where the tower was on mako mart from one game of Splatoon two and half years ago when a tent shield launched into the sky.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Suction bomb kraken undercover brella. Trust. (I would take burst or splat but too much money)

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I really wonder what they’ll do for Splatoon patch notes. Decav nerf and low tier buffs maybe? Idk what else would be needed right now. I really hope they let the hedit/pen arms race keep evolving without dev involvement both seem like they’re in a great spot.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

10 days later. It was below freezing this morning, the high is barely above 40 degrees, and we’re supposed to have ice tomorrow night. Again, what the hell?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Not a good Splatoon day go next.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Way too tired for this man.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

One of them cancelled on us, this joke doesn’t work as well now lmao.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Couldn’t find a Splatoon scrim on Super Bowl Sunday but we got a double header on Valentine’s Day. I don’t know if this is a commentary on the Splatoon community, the USA, or both.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this, post your purple #art 💜 Stylish White Pikmin 💜🤍💖

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

No one out pikmins the hut

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

It’s 82 degrees in early February, a record high. There was a significant snowstorm across the south like two weeks ago. What the hell?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo Switch 2 Joy-Con patent includes illustrations for the mouse functionality. More images in the link patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/de...

submitted 25 days ago • 49 comments

Hey all! LUTI hype is building right now, which is great! But I wanted to give some insight into why it may not be the best tourney for EVERY team/player to join right now. Please share this around! #compsplatoon docs.google.com/document/d/1...

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

New video is up on the VODs channel! Decav gameplay in an all-modes scrim vs Geomancy where I was trying a pretty different playstyle and finding success with it youtu.be/gzM07ZsGWQs

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Another monthly review: Went back to playing more pencil later in January and added hedit to the pool. Decav is back to secondary status. Playing more eliter/vunder (trying it again post-slider buffs) in ranked for fun. #splatoon

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Crableg being RM only nerfs me in Texas and buffs me in Arizona lmao.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been like 4 hours and 85 teams have already signed up for the next LUTI season. It’s gonna be so cool to easily see how many teams play now that it’s on Sendou. #compsplatoon

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

CLAM BLITZ GUIDE IS OUT GO WATCH Almost all clam blitz resources and guides are from Splat 2, and with the changes to the mode and cooler encouraging way more trades, the mode is played a bit differently now. Would appreciate🔁 :> www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHQq...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Houston team is still up in the air but I think I’ve found a team to go to Arizona with.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

magnolia had a goal this SendouQ season to have a team power of 1400. We met that goal last night and we’re going to see how far we can push past it before the season ends.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments