paradeocrap.bsky.social
“Please, sir, my horse, she is very sick”
Primarily a writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes.
UX Researcher. Drone Videographer.
GO STEELERS!
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I thought you were volunteering?
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Why is it hot dog?
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Can’t I just rehearse it in my head over and over at 3:21 am when I’m feeling alone?
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If he did, he’d never tell us
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Pedro entered, but he shaved off his moustache so he couldn’t win
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FYI: The one on the right died of pertussis
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I’ve got to say, this image fails to make me want to visit them less
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“And a happy fuck-you to you and yours in this new year!”
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Hold me closer, Private Crapper
Count the headlights on the highway
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Between ATMs and war cats, Ukraine remains forever indestructible
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He’s a real human with AI teeth
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Bathroom equivalent of Mr. Yuck
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Frankly, “there’s way more of us than them” is a platform I would definitely support
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DOZENS!
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But… but I thought America didn’t have secret police
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There’s a reason we don’t normally have secret police
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Yep
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And also why are we not calling he masked ICE agents the “Secret Police”?
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“I’d like someone to fit their huge tablet in my gaping maw, if you know what I mean”
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My high-school nickname (pejorative)
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* stubby cigarette dangles from my mouth, a faint wisp of smoke over my nose *
Hold on to your butts!
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* 3,137th post in a series *
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Wait’ll you see Babylon 5 Season 2…
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LLMs are distilled ordinariness
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I got yer gold star right here, buddy (gesturing)
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Well done / well found!
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(Glancing) I’m sorry, sir, the best we can do is a microscope.
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Not just Tesla. But especially Tesla.
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Vantablacuum sun
Won’t you come
And wash away the rain?
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* crazy again
* crazier
* crazier again
* craziest
* craziest again
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Oh hell yeah
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I can’t decide between “Sadness,” “Sadness,” and “Sadsad”
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Main Character Syndrome vs.
Main Character Syndrome
My money’s on Main Character Syndrome
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🤞🤞🤞🤞
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Human Centipede
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Be careful or they’ll escalate you to the
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The only cure for a bad guy with a PB&J is a good guy with a bigger PB&J
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I was on the edge of signing up with them for the best 7 minutes of my life