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“Plant a kilo from the evidence locker on any undesirable and they let you do to. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Kill innocent people. You can do anything.”

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The fucking cruelty of these people blows my mind. Humans have no rights or value in the GOP.

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I wrote another letter to my MAGA-brained parents about the inauguration. I know, I'm late. Read and share, please. oligarchs-delite.beehiiv.com/p/letter-to-...

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Lazy coward asks for sacrifice on the altar of moderation. The fuck happened to you, Matt?

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I deeply love snow because skiing feels like freedom and flying. I’m good at skiing the way someone born to do it is good at it. But, even I am getting tired of seeing new snow on my car every morning. What a winter.

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I’m at the point in discussion with MAGA types that I have to explain why pluralistic democracy is a good thing. They’ve completely lost their way.

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real instructive that just by paying attention to the background hum of regular small plane crashes the media has created a perception of a sharp increase

submitted 2 days ago • 68 comments

Oh yeah, they should rush this plane out as quickly as possible. Drop the security clearances, ignore the boring safety checks, get parts as cheaply as possible & rush rush rush the work, even if it means the engineers are badly sleep deprived. Do whatever it takes to get Mr. Trump his plane now!

submitted 3 days ago • 163 comments

Time to read “Snow Crash”. Also pick up “The Diamond Age” and “Cryptonomicon” while you’re at it. Any more prescient futures we need to worry about Mr. S? @nealstephenson.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

All we’re asking is that you treat the Republicans at least as harshly as a staffer who got a coffee order wrong.

submitted 3 days ago • 64 comments

it literally just isn’t a thing. for the last fifteen years I’ve been in the supposed beating heart of supposed language policing, writing about race in an academic setting, I’m a straight white man, I haven’t ever paid any attention to these “rules,” and it has caused me exactly zero problems ever

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 4 days ago • 85 comments

I’m not sure the rest of the country fully grasps the panic and anger building in DC, MD, and VA. The entire economy of this area is about to collapse. Paychecks are stopping. Careers are ruined. Taxes are about to plummet. Yet no one seems able to stop this madness.

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submitted 5 days ago • 99 comments

We will all have to find our spines. Even my household. Martial law would be a massive gift to the left. It would effect every home, including conservative ones.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 6 days ago • 33 comments

The accuracy 🎯

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Trump’s statement here reads like it was written by Stephen Miller.

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17 years after Breaking Bad became a sensation with its story about a teacher who becomes a meth dealer in order to pay for lung cancer treatment, America is finally addressing the serious societal situation the show highlighted by making it a lot harder to be a teacher

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

Speck is better than prosciutto and iberico. As much as I love the idea of chestnut-fed and acorn-fed woodlot raised hogs (Iberico), the process of making speck just seems to make a product better for pairing with the other foods I want to eat.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This fucker would get ejected out of a mass grave for ruining the vibe

submitted 8 days ago • 351 comments

If “couldn’t be me” was a resignation letter

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

I really wish all these people who want to be ruled by a king would just fuck off to a country that has one. Thailand’s pretty and has amazing food. They’ve even got lèse-majesté laws to stop people from upsetting your bootlicking souls.

submitted 8 days ago • 112 comments

This is just one of thousands of harrowing stories told about the U.S. Government abandoning Americans abroad in the USAID shutdown. This is Benghazi times a million. 1/

submitted 10 days ago • 626 comments