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submitted 152 days ago • 12 comments

That’s it. I’ve seen enough. Convert half of Gotham into a prison and call it Arkham City.

submitted 153 days ago • 66 comments

we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand

submitted 153 days ago • 69 comments

submitted 153 days ago • 5 comments

Five years since this poor fool found out he wasn't called "the goblin king" anymore and underwent a rebrand based on the radio show Pat Novak For Hire.

submitted 153 days ago • 3 comments

Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it

submitted 153 days ago • 132 comments

Massive away win for the little fella.

submitted 152 days ago • 585 comments

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

submitted 153 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 153 days ago • 24 comments

Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok"

submitted 153 days ago • 120 comments

just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So

submitted 154 days ago • 299 comments

i love cats

submitted 153 days ago • 16 comments

The Lottery but it’s Pat McAfee making me kick a field goal or the villager dies

submitted 154 days ago • 32 comments

Three cats,1956 by US painter Gertrude Abercrombie

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊

submitted 154 days ago • 378 comments

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submitted 155 days ago • 12 comments

Bingus stare

submitted 155 days ago • 6 comments

The Turkey Sniffer

submitted 156 days ago • 11 comments

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submitted 156 days ago • 2 comments

You are too big for the box!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

submitted 156 days ago • 23 comments

🦑 Cephalopod Family Tree 🐙 💥🐡🌊

submitted 156 days ago • 7 comments

always a treat to see my favorite Macy’s parade float!

submitted 156 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

Me when I don't take the "don't feel bad" medicine and feel bad

submitted 157 days ago • 19 comments

Not sure what possessed me to make this

submitted 158 days ago • 212 comments

if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested

submitted 157 days ago • 60 comments

#moodboard

submitted 157 days ago • 15 comments

Genuine question: does Kantian ethics mean that you have to actually read the terms and conditions before clicking agree?

submitted 157 days ago • 68 comments

Come sit with me while I serenade you with my armpit fart version of “the Final Countdown”

submitted 157 days ago • 53 comments

how your email finds me

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

submitted 157 days ago • 625 comments

submitted 157 days ago • 82 comments

my fav Disney Princess is the Italian chef who set out a candlelit meal for two dogs and then serenaded them until they kissed. dude was on the clock. he had an accordion. legendary.

submitted 158 days ago • 82 comments

If I wind up in prison, I want it to be because I designed an exploit that only attacks Smart TVs and only disables Motion Smoothing

submitted 158 days ago • 36 comments

They should make girl dogs and boy cats

submitted 158 days ago • 36 comments

One of the best things about NBA games is seeing a 6’1 guy playing and thinking “that little freak, that little gremlin”

submitted 159 days ago • 82 comments

Put me on a starter pack of dumb guys who think they're hilarious when they've drunk a pot of coffee

submitted 158 days ago • 97 comments

as soon as I figure out my Kibbe body type my color season my contrast level my face shape and my natural curl pattern it’s over for you bitches

submitted 159 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 158 days ago • 9 comments

i am a food savant. i was eating solids at two weeks - even the doctors were incredulous. everyone thought my first word was "mama" but it was "umami." you know how kids talk. adorbs even when a savant does it.

submitted 158 days ago • 2 comments

"I have a tummyache": Childish, nonspecific, overdone "Get out of my way I gotta go spray the bowl": Evocative, powerful, alpha

submitted 158 days ago • 22 comments

Animated movie where two turkeys here about the Thanksgiving pardoning tradition and go on a crime spree.

submitted 158 days ago • 77 comments