if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested - ThreadSky

dillo.media • 213 days ago

if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested

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Doesn’t Moana end with her and her people becoming colonizers, sailing off to “explore” new lands? Sounds a bit like Columbus

roytastic.bsky.social•213 days ago

🤣

evadeathdollie.bsky.social•212 days ago

You know it! 😂

animystic.bsky.social•212 days ago

They better give Elsa a girlfriend this time

karlayy.bsky.social•213 days ago

Legit agree

imminentdingo.bsky.social•213 days ago

I like that in this premise her name is Moana 2

fragboner.bsky.social•213 days ago

I’ve seen a screener an your not gonna believe this one fam

fragboner.bsky.social•212 days ago

She finds a gundam

1ofthe3goodkevins.bsky.social•213 days ago

Especially if at the beginning of the fight the villain says “aloha bitch” in a smug way that also means hello

unluckypasta.bsky.social•212 days ago

I loved it when Maui said "Wow I guess we all are Moana 2" and then looks at the camera at the end of the movie

riley37.bsky.social•213 days ago

It's one of the movies ever. I loved when he said "It's Moana-ing time"!

darkeus.bsky.social•213 days ago

🤣 I am sure Disney isn't allowing that on the script. 🤣

therealgsmith.com•213 days ago

I'm not interested either way.
I feel like this might be a pitch for a pretty cool Hawaii-themed Terminator spin-off.

tomekamusic.bsky.social•212 days ago

😂

justinsayshi.bsky.social•213 days ago

they don't have the balls and you know it

justinsayshi.bsky.social•213 days ago

not disagreeing though. see they could've taken a leap and gotten the oscar! but we're not in that timeline

logetastic.bsky.social•212 days ago

It's a kids' movie...

dillo.media•212 days ago

no it's not

donotpetthesnake.bsky.social•213 days ago

I don't get it. Is that a thing? Is this like a 'going hard' vibe you are wanting to be portrayed?

pasto76.bsky.social•213 days ago

Nah. Remember Dwayne said Biden "created too much division".

So fuck him and his movies.

suicide-skwad.bsky.social•212 days ago

Lucky for you, she does! But it doesn’t happen until the second half of the movie, towards the end!

top-me.bsky.social•213 days ago

Aloha la vista baybeee

theloosestforward.bsky.social•212 days ago

konanmetalscholar.bsky.social•212 days ago

Spoiler Alert

Still no actual villain

konanmetalscholar.bsky.social•213 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2x8gd2v-M

squizzradical.bsky.social•212 days ago

I’ll find out tomorrow!

twirlingcat.bsky.social•212 days ago

Only if heihei is the one doing the killing. In Bretman's voice

justinivers.bsky.social•213 days ago

Make sure you say it in The Rocks voice!! If you're saying it to yourself.

thestoner.bsky.social•213 days ago

"aloha mother fucker" -Sergeant Doakes

itsn0taphas3.bsky.social•212 days ago

peak cinema😭😭

thestoner.bsky.social•212 days ago

It would make me easily buy a ticket for sure.

kyle700.bsky.social•213 days ago

The local version is Aloha faka wanna scrap

mightymoses.bsky.social•213 days ago

Whoa, spoilers much?! I had no idea Moana 1 was joined by a second Moana, let alone that it’s Moana 2 that kills the baddie!! 🫨🤯

ratsinmyhair.bsky.social•212 days ago

Everyone forgetting how she called Maui a son of a bitch in the first movie

mymonkeysanus.bsky.social•212 days ago

Moana culturally appropriates and I don't think we should talk about it on bluesky.

I've reported your post.

Hopefully you get a van and learn something

beebostands.bsky.social•212 days ago

I thought she was from a small Polynesian island that wasn't Hawaii ? Meaning wouldnt the language be different ?

cockapeepoo.bsky.social•212 days ago

brilliant

conorcawley.bsky.social•213 days ago

Or when they meet

michaelemond.bsky.social•213 days ago

I think they played it to safe with this one

chrisd238.bsky.social•213 days ago

Talofa lava mother fucker

ratfinger.bsky.social•213 days ago

just shooting him with a gun

bammerusi.bsky.social•213 days ago

..."bitch"? In a PG movie?

Not even Home on the Range or Bolt used the b-word.

dillo.media•213 days ago

idc

keithdecent.bsky.social•213 days ago

Not even Bolt, Dillo

dillo.media•213 days ago

the b-word 😱😱

bammerusi.bsky.social•212 days ago

That wasn't what I meant. We were talking about use of the word "bitch" in a PG rated movie. When was the last time an animated movie had this rating and contained the word "bitch"?