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parmetheus.bsky.social
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Bluesky keeps fucking logging me out on my phone.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

2024 Wrapped: - Still alive. - Ass got fatter. - Some other stuff also happened.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Me, posing coyly for booty pics

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I'm never too hungover to get an inconvenient boner.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Overcaffeinated and Overstimulated; maybe touching A Butt will help

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Prog metal always sounds Canadian, somehow

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 5/20

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, I'm done now.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

It's Monday, so

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

It's Monday, so

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Just ordered some sex candles. Shit is about to get ambient.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

What We Do In The Butthole.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Today, the Filth won.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 4/20

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

A NEW TRANSGRESSIVE EP APPEARS Two songs from "Extreme Transgression" remixed/remastered w/ new vocals recorded by our brilliant new singer @behthulhu.bsky.social Artwork by our lead guitarist @jpegshredd.bsky.social New album in 2025! transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/bury-m...

submitted 82 days ago • 10 comments

Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 3/20

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 2/20

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Boots, Booty, Bulge

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments